Does mountain dew/other drinks shrink your balls?

[TheButterHashira]

A girl told me that as I was drinking a mountain dew. I am wondering if this is true or not. I figured that NS would have some insight.

 

[killabees]

no shes dumb. it does lower your sperm count.

end of thread

 

[Nicholas.]

the dye yellow #5 slightly decreases your sperm count apparently, not enough to notice im sure and uhhh even if that would be sick cause it lowers your risk of getting a girl preggs.

 

[killabees]

nick what the fuck...

ignore this post...

I ANSWERD IT ALREADY

haha... okay im done

 

[Nicholas.]

i thought i had first post, hax0r.

 

[TheButterHashira]

aww shit nick I think you just got pwned

 

[killabees]

nick, who let you out of the kitchen and off your knees?

 

[Piste.Off]

Me

 

[killabees]

i knew it!!! you shedevil

 

[anxju]

tanner im sorry to say that in the next 5 days, your balls will shrink to the size of that sausage in your icon

 

[killabees]

guys honestly... why keep posting

i said END OF THREAD

 

[TheButterHashira]

damn, gotta tea bag some hoes before they gone

 

[Elijah.]

Uh... Mountain Dew doesn't even lower your sperm count.

 

[killabees]

you would know

 

[K2boarder149]

whats up with latley and all these dumb threads

 

[killabees]

yea someones obviously letting women post

 

[Nicholas.]

thanks daddy.

and tyler what are you fucking ted bundy or something?

 

[killabees]

i had to wiki that shit

and just trying to be an e-douche.

is it working?

 

[UNREAL]

No.

 

[Nicholas.]

as always.

 

[TheButterHashira]

If women werent allowed to talk this thread would have never been created.

 

[killabees]

the good ol days

 

[powder_weasel]

It's not the Mountain Dew. Your balls are just naturally small.

 

[ijibgoremtn]

haha its funny cuz its true haha

 

[coolhandluke]

it actually makes your balls swell and increases your sperm count. but girls tell you the opposite. because when you bust a HUUUUGE load all over their face they be like "damn he was drinking mountain dew again"

 

[potato_man]

beat me to it

 

[east_toast]

mountain dew tastes good in trix cereal and when you eat it you get ADHD

 

[ryanwar6]

neither yellow #5 nor any other ingredient in mountain dew causes anything to happen to your reproductive system. they is all urban legends. if it did in fact do this, I am sure the FDA would have figured it out long ago, or at least before middle schoolers figured it out

 

[coolhandluke]

you fail for thinking a government agency is more productive than a group of middle schoolers

 

[Billiards.]

itll make your balls go to the size of a grapefriut so aaaa yeah if you want camel balss..

 

[Elijah.]

Haha I posted that right after my health class, where we actually talked about that.

 

[whattheshit]

amazing a 10 year old myth.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

 

[Mat.]

okay, suppose this myth were true. what would be going on down there if girls were drinking that sheezy. WHAT I SAY!

 

[chazz.]

 

[Clebo1]

lmao

yeah your just leting it get into your head.

they were that size to begin with.

 

[popNfresh44]

how do people believe shit like this...

 

[freestyler540]

your an idiot if you even believe this...its like saying you go blind if you jack off

 

[killabees]

dont joke around... i knew a guy

 

[Alex_thedroog]

hahahaha

 

[powder_weasel]

You can pop a blood vessel if you are straining too hard.

 

[ride-rider]

it lowers your sperm count a bit, but i think your in good shape. One guy if the sperm was perfectly placed could make every chick in the U.S. pregnant.... you got a lot of little buddies swimmin in your pond man.

 

[armadillo]

haha

 

[TheButterHashira]

Thats not true? why is my vision so bad then?

 

[T.Spliff]

it kills your little aqua marines soilders

 

[yeahno]

lols

 

[JIBpsy^^]

1 word..... Summer NSG (one word and an abbreviation)

 

[TOK]

drink mountain dew erryday.

balls size of your head.

/thread.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

drinking mountain dew turns your penis inside out

 

[Chlamydia]

should have gave her some Arabian goggles and asked her what she thought

 

[Tonic]

This thread was made January of 2008, that's winter dog.

 

[.spaghetticat.]

why would u bump it with such a worthless post? lols? really