Does mountain dew/other drinks shrink your balls?

TheButterHashira

Active member
A girl told me that as I was drinking a mountain dew. I am wondering if this is true or not. I figured that NS would have some insight.
 
the dye yellow #5 slightly decreases your sperm count apparently, not enough to notice im sure and uhhh even if that would be sick cause it lowers your risk of getting a girl preggs.
 
tanner im sorry to say that in the next 5 days, your balls will shrink to the size of that sausage in your icon
 
it actually makes your balls swell and increases your sperm count. but girls tell you the opposite. because when you bust a HUUUUGE load all over their face they be like "damn he was drinking mountain dew again"
 
neither yellow #5 nor any other ingredient in mountain dew causes anything to happen to your reproductive system. they is all urban legends. if it did in fact do this, I am sure the FDA would have figured it out long ago, or at least before middle schoolers figured it out
 
okay, suppose this myth were true. what would be going on down there if girls were drinking that sheezy. WHAT I SAY!
 
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it lowers your sperm count a bit, but i think your in good shape. One guy if the sperm was perfectly placed could make every chick in the U.S. pregnant.... you got a lot of little buddies swimmin in your pond man.
 
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