DO YOU DESERVE IT???

joei

joei

Active member
do you deserve to be the only male in the girls on ns.com cult??? if so, let me hear your best sales pitch and the cult leaders and i will select the best guy....one chance guys...better work on it...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
whoa! I'm a girl and I'm not in on this party! I didnt even know we had one! I'm gonna have to message you on this one

--> Colleen :)

**ECO**
 
well im not gonna work on it b/c people r just gonna paint themselves up...here it is flat out...

im kevan, ive been a member for a long time, i feel very lonely right now, i dont have a gf...i could use some advice,ill let you paint my toenails....ive been here like 3 or 4 yrs and i dont know many of the ns girls....what a better way than this

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(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan

 
Ladies... he drives a hard bargain Super Troopers is probably one of the best movies out there...

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
The question is not whether I deserve to be in the girls cult, it's whether or not the girls derseve me in their cult.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
Well for one I'm nice, good looking, caring, and i love to talk thats about it

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
i agree with lauren...super troopers is pretty good...lets wait and see if we have a challenger...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
reasons why i probably wont win:

because i never win the girl...in this case theres alot of them but oh well.u get the drift

i dont own a single piece of oakley clothing

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(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan

 
Hi i'm Rawshank, and im an alcoholic. I'm 37 years old and i have lots of piercings and tattoos. I have no arms or legs. Im completeley bald EVERYWHERE, except my massive anus hair and large mohawk. I let u paint my magic indian toe nail necklace. I like long walks around the room and i hate kittens to death. seriously if u have a kitten i'll eat it! lovingly of course. And i won't run of with some blonde with big breasts, because i have no arms or legs(then she'll have to carry me hahaha, oh crap u can read that!). Because its not the sperm count that counts its the love! And the baldness, u cant forget the baldness.

 
ill kill you all if you dont let me in

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
I have a girlfriend, so you don't have to worry about me trying to pick you girls up. I'll just be your punching bag if you want. Vent ladies, vent all you got...

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
hmm, people on this site thought i was a chick for the first while i was on, so that makes me half way there doesnt it???? the only time i post stupid shit is when im shitfaced and bored, so you probably arent gonna get useless posts. i enjoy sunsets, long walks around the base of the mountain at night with senior 2-4.

my hobbies include sailing, downhill biking, photography, and bonging 40s

oh, plus im a lumberjack, who doesnt love lumberjacks???

He who dares wins
 
^^^^^ he's going to win because he is sam caylor

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(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan

 
the first shall be last and the last shall be first...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
u just screwed up my slew of self doubt posts...damn

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(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan

 
Well let's see...I'm really good at making friends with girls, which means I can listen. I'm hot, and I could be considered intelligent, seeing as I've actually made it through highschool, making me a rarity amongst males who frequent this site. I can cook and clean, and am easily whipped so you don't have to worry about me stepping out of line. Oh, and I'm not gay, and I'm great in bed. Good enough?

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
girls...jib_this is amazingly good looking

i know this cause i stalk him...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND

 
I want to see!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
ladies, my name is chris. i am mute. i cant talk, all i do is listen all you want and nod my head yes or no; sometimes cry if the story is emotional enough. supertroopers is a poor movie, i would prefer to watch sleepless in seattle or pretty woman, maybe dirty dancing with patrick swazy. i am not gay, so when your man leaves you, i can be the fallback, time after time. my favorite author is danelle steele, her work is beautiful

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Member Number 189

-you are a fag-

love always, McAboy

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'

 
Here's one vote against ^ that guy

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
Note: our cult probably has enough estrogen and we have eachother to cry to. We need some cock and balls.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
fine then, i was lying. i drink alot, treat women like objects, you talk - i daze off. whats your name again? im always forgetting shit. i have a gf, but thats ok, theres room for you ladies too. i could handle you all

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Member Number 189

-you are a fag-

love always, McAboy

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'

 
Hahahaha VERY well put Lauren. I couldn't agree more. I'm leaning towards Job_This, but I want a picture, hahaha.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
well lets see... to start off i am not all that good looking so i can't rely on that to be my 'in' to your cult. I am already friends with a couple of you and enjoy talking to you. If the rest of the girls in the crew are as cool as few i do know, i am sure we can have some good dicussions. One thing that might set me apart from the rest of the guys is that i have not once said any perverted thing on NS nor said anything mean towards any girl who had posted a pic of themselves. I can bring knowledge on skiing and equipment to the group, and provide insight to the mind of the male species.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...

The Lab
 
i love to show off and let the lay-days know that i am the best person at the partay. i make sure i tell every lay-day that i have a 19 inch weenie. im super duper hot and sexy, im the best skier in the world, and im a genious. im also super duper caring and cuddly and beautiful. i never ever fart and im always sure to flush the toilet after i go pee pee or poo poo. I shower too!

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

.sms.session.four.
 
I'll post pics of me in your little cult forum when you invite me, and I accept the invitation. They'll be from tonight, which is the start of my week of partying for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Tonight's event: Pimpin Frogz premiere of 'Reality' at Sonar. This party's gonna get dirty. See ya there...

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
hey laides. im a very sensitive jerk. i love to watch sensitive movies and lots of porn. i dont do drugs, on marijuana, i can be ure shoulder to suck on and ure cock to cry on. i can ski like a bitch too. and i live in ontario. canadians kill.

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Ontario represent.
 
ummm, i know that chocolate icecream sloves problems, that inner beauty matters, that and well performed back rub lifts spirits, that manicures are more important than watching the game(unless you do both at the same time) and that a period isn't a time for joking around with you. and i also know that i'm bullshitting this entire thing, but hey, i still mean it.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
toldya i wouldnt win...ill upload a pic as soon as my school gets over our 2nd bomb threat this month

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(your ad here)

SRMC

-kevan

 
if you pick me, you wouldn't have to fear rape/harrassment/crazy buttsex, because i'm gay.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
'manicures are more important than watching the game(unless you do both at the same time)' -Bundo

Not true... I never ever do my nails and frankly, I couldn't care less what they look like. I'm obsessed with sports and would MUCH rather watch the game than paint my nails while sobbing to some sappy soap opera.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
but i'm GAY! come on!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
my name's Bangor.... c'mon that's gotta count for something. i like short walks in -20 weather, and i like snow. oh yea, i ski too.

and not painting your nails is cool. i don't paint my nails. but then i'm a guy.....

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media

Formerly Need2Ski69
 
I didn't want to have to make the other guys here feel insecure, but...

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Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
I am rebel. It only makes sense.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Wow that pictures hot but it would be a lot hotter if I was underneath that body. Right?!

I don't know... so far I think I am still kind of leaning towards mr. super trooper

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
LOOK AT MY CALVES!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
hmmm...because i eat...alot...or maybe thats why i wont get in...sigh...hello ding dongs....

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
what are you girls doing making a cult? shouldnt you be in the kitchen..

jk jk sorry i couldnt resist

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
im hotter than you.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
I like pussy and im willing to show how much i love it if any girl wants to give me a chance.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
and and and i got the page, single free and in the east

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
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