BECAUSE IM BOB SAGGET DAMNT! im tifys daddy already, and i want to be your daddy! just like in full house except a lil extra lovin thats deemed 'un sutibal' for full house viewers and more suitbal for ollson twins viewers, u catch my drift? oh and i have a huge enormous big titanic godzilla large hulk schwety tounge(u thought i was gonna say cock, ha ha) like gene simmons from kiss.
i think i should be in because of my hobbes icon, and whoever reads calvin and hobbes knows that hobbes is the best, and also because im so depressed and i need something that can cheer me up other than alchohol, i need help so please let me in, sarah can vouch for me on that one
hahahahaha, yeah... what are the chicks doing with a cult... get back in the kitchen... beautiful. and with that, i'm ugly. and why are you all fighintg for a position in a WEBSITE CULT? regain some dignity, really
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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because if i dont get let in, ill tell them your secret! u know what im talking about, u cant hide the persian hippo child rape for long i swear ill tell them about that and the blender smuggling! i swears it!
And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
invite me cause I'M THE MATTMAN, I am your Savior, I will protect you against horny 13 year old aka linejibber550. I will not talk but listen to you, not say 'yes no ok' but in a nice responce, that lovely. invite me call 604-Mattman
Matt
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
i dunno ladies, these boys aren't really all that convincing to me! i mean, whoever gets in will get to see all the dirty little things we talk about in the girls of ns cult...come on boys, u gotta step up the competition
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'college can be the worst 4 or the best 7 years of your life' - andrew-
i make over 500$ a week, i graduated from high school, going into a photography program next september to pursue my dream of being a pro photographer, but with the money im making now, i can shower you in gifts! hmmm, thats pretty low actually, resorting ot bribes and all, oh well, i would look forward to sharing all my 'dirty secrets' with all you girls
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
...sigh...bitch please, you must have a mental disease, so assume the position, and get back down on your knees
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
who gives a fuck about the rest of em, honestly. my vote ( but im a guy) goes to Five0....u dont want some whinny ass lil boy always 'listing' to you girls. i think five0 could keep it fresh and funny, yet be sensetive!
btw, if five0 gets in, u know im always there, as say his sidekick!
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
How pathetic are you really to make an attempt at seriously gettin in this cult hah. Big deal you're in a cult on the internet where you're the only guy, damn you're a pimp.
And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
pick me because i am the true gentlemen, but still enough of a man to kill that spider for you, or beat that hell out of any guy that disses my girl. I love tha ladies, and i know how to treat em with respect.