can i be in your club? you can all come party at my place in Stratton. we'll have top secret girls of NS meetings. except there will probably be a bunch of dudes there. that's alright though, you're probably all down with that (i can't spread myself THAT thin anyways

there's like 50 of you right?), my friends are cool. and we have a strict girls drink free policy.
other bonuses:
-i can get girls in real life, so i don't often resort to hassling girls over the internet... unless i am bored sitting at a computer at work or school. then i will hit on you. relentlessly. no wait, scratch that last comment.
-i know some of you ladies are artists, and you know i am too... we're a special breed... gotta stick together. and i love to talk about that kind of shit, cause it helps me stay creative.
-i get along really well with girls, i'd say about 70 percent of my friends are girls, and it's not cause i'm the 'borderline-gay-nice-guy that-they-walk-all-over-and-don't-hook-up-with-dude' (which is the card alot of you guys are trying to play... i can only wonder why) but anyways, thats not me. i just like girls.
-on halloween, i was dressed like a clown, and i STILL hooked up, tell me that isn't skill? with a big red nose and everything. on top of a washer/dryer. well, the nose had to come off, but the floppy shoes stayed on. it was quite a scene. and she was damn cute too. i realize this last story in no way qualifies me to be in the girls club, i just thought i'd throw it in. it's mildly amusing, can you give me that?
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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants