Disgusting sexual experiences

the other day, I went to a party and this girl gave me a brand new dildo she wanted me to use,This dildo let me tell you was of phenomenal size. Like King Kong meets Moby Dick. So Im putting it up her butt and she is making a strange face, and until recently I have only heard of girls shittting from anal. so this dildo is extremely rank and she is so embarrassed that she leaves the party with me and this dildo left for companionship. I through it in the bathroom. After getting supper drunk I take another girl into the room. remembering the dildo I take it, thinking it was clean I start the foreplay in her poon, after awhile of me and her smashing, she is done and squirts a little. To my surprise I see some shitt come from her vaginal source. Unless woman have learned to crap from their baby makers.... I am emotionally scarred.
 
thank you ! ! ! I am trying to remember which blog this was on years ago...the guy who it ACTUALLY happened to.

Anybody remember?
 
Once I woke up with a pube in between my two front teeth. Twas about the time I stopped drinking so much.
 
this one time near long beach during double vaginal penetration my sponsors condom broke and i got his cum all over my leg! He shut him self in the bathroom and the recently divorced mother of two and I drove his car to her place.
 
Lol what is with everybody and call outs tonight. IT was pretty obvious I didn't write that. Just needed to be added to the thread
 
well, I don't know what warrants a ban, but an asian lady getting pounded in the ass by a live fish is probably up there somewhere...
 
Sweet melt bro. Bitch about getting "called out in one thread" then bitch in every other thread.

Snow should be here soon. Clean out your vag and get ready to shred.
 
Usually thats something more like a bacterial vaginosis thing - which is an overgrowth of bacteria up there. Not caused from bad hygiene, it can be brought on from anything like antibiotics, having an IUD inserted, and can actually be caused from douching itself... The body produces what it needs to to keep that area in check, but when something messes with that natural balance, bacteria have the chance to replicate and bad odor is a symptom... Can happen to anyone and although embarassing and kinda gross, not a serious condition and not gonna make your dick fall off or anything
 
I was just banging a girl and shit literally farted super loud and I just pulled out rolled over and passed out. She didnt leave so the morning was super awkward.
 
dude, take the fucking link off. i dont want to loose this thread. ive seen waaaay more disgusting and disturbing videos on the internet, but there are 12 year-olds in this forum (i remember being a bit shoked by some videos older schoolmates showed me when i was 10 or 11).

and i don't mind if you tell other's stories as yours. it was clear very early. but i enjoyed it anyway :D
 
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