Disgusting sexual experiences

a girl in the grade above me ate out this kids asshole and then hooked up with a kid in my grade. Shes been known as butthole mouth ever since.
 
There's this chick who's known to be a bit of a slut. She's drunk at a bar one night and a guy I know fingers his own asshole and waves it in her face and she starts sucking his finger, obviously its fucking hilarious so he went back a few minutes later with some peeps to show and she did it again.

Same chick (or her sister can't remember) passed out during sex once and got her chest dumped on.
 
what youre smelling is girls who don't clean themselves or don't shave...as long as someone cleans themselves everyday then it won't smell...
 
i remember the first time i popped a girl's cherry it got really messy. i was fingering the shit out of her and didn't notice the blood until i saw the handprints on her white shirt. then i looked down and was like OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 
i was taking a piss in a bathroom and a chick who was passed out. on the ground got up grabbed my cock started drinking my piss and i was like whoah and i was drunk.. she puked and then started blowing me.. and i did not stop her. 1. i like blowjobs. 2. i like pissing on women.. so it may be gross to others.. but i was quite stoaked.

one time i was making out with a girl and i was dooing the slide the hand down the back of her pants/panties to feel some pussy and i touched bloody maxi pad.. NOT STOAKED. i pulled it up and was like AWWWWWWWWWW.. and she was like omg iam so sorry.. i should not have let you do that.. so i washed my hands. and then i got a handy... cummed on her Duvet.. thats right bitch. drycleaning time!
 


anyway, ive mostly experience lots of good smelling pussies, and only a couple mediocre ones. my friend had a longtime girlfriend who had a really terrible smell going on, he said he hated fingering her or anything and when he did he immediately ran to wash his hands cause he couldnt stand the smell

i dont think it's a hygiene thing all the time though... i think sometimes it's just bad luck. feel bad for girls like that if that's true
 
Allright now a disgusting experiences just some question i've been asking my self, two of the girls I went down didn't smell, but both tasted kinda salty, not SALTY but you know that salty feeling, normal or ... ?
 
Well then thank you. Just wasn't sure, and not much of my friends have gone down on girls so they don't know!
 
This thread had gotten way out of hand and is by far one of the most disgusting things i've ever read...but probably the most discusting thing thats ever happened to me was I was 69ing a girl and her puss smelled pretty rank...not that bad....just not pleasant.
 
Yeah there is a difference when you go down on a girl and she smells like she maybe has some swampass... gross? yes normal? absolutely. But this stench was straight fish. like worse than a swampassy smell i can handle that. But not this. this was just an ungodly scent. By the way i'm impressed with this thread and the stories in it some of them are pretty hilarious.
 
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I once chugged a bottle of wine before sex. Then involuntarily decided to barf it all up on the wall as I was flopping around on top of her. That was pretty bad cause it was blood red and smelled like warm rotten grapes.
 
Okay, I'll admit, you defiantly have been through a tramatic experience. And ya other than hating it, I kinda like it.
 
Bump for a high quality thread.

I don't have a gross stories personally, but a friend of mine was with his girlfriend going at it doggy style, and halfway through she stopped him, and said, "you realize we're having anal sex right now right?" Turns out my friend accidentally went in the wrong hole. Needless to say, he kept going.
 
My worst was this girl I had been fucking on the regular... we woke up once and fucked, she left, then she came back that night and we were gonna fuck again... but I slipped a finger in and found the condom from this morning still in her........

AHHHHHHHH I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW

threw it on the floor, told her to get the fuck out, and fell asleep.
 
Also maybe if your dick wasn't so tiny the condom wouldn't have slipped off earlier in the day. How did you not notice that you put one on, were fucking her, and then it was gone, and you probably blew a load inside her.

You should be more careful if you don't want mad std's and little babies running around.
 
It was one of those vending machine condoms, which always slip around for me. That was the time I realized I need magnums. Luckily she was clean and on the pill, or I coulda pulled some wild shit.

I do seem to have the "impregnate women and run" gene.
 
I was jerking off once and the tv was on. Wasn't paying attention to it. Then commercials came on and the volume jumps up to level 3000. Starts off with a nice long commercial about feminine odor and products to make your vag smell better so that it doesn't stink like dead fish. Then the next commercial was about catheters, and how the lady had to reuse catheters all the time. I think I got a break in there somewhere. Then came the depends commercial.

I don't think I touched my dick for another week.
 
pretty much i shower by when my balls become nasty. i may not look that good. but i sure as hell do not want to smell bad.
 
Well, I guess you can always find someone that doesn't clean themselves guy or girl. But it might be harder for some girls then other idk
 
one time i was fucking this girl and a dark red piece of flesh came out of her pussy??? it looked like a bit of placenta (not that i know exactly what that looks like lol) and it was a little bloody... i didnt really care haha but she was fucking mortified.
 
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