Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted but you get put in a jail cell for the rest of my life

i wish i didnt move away from snow and friends too virginia
 
Granted, but it's poison snow so if you consume it in any way, you die. Face shots become deadly.

I wish i had a midget (sex)slave
 
Granted, but it's poison snow so if you consume it in any way, you die. Face shots become deadly.

I wish i had a midget slave
 
granted but its really negative and depressed then you become depressed and kill yourself

i wish i had aladdin's lamp
 
Granted, but to use it you had to stick your dick in it, and it had aids, and you find out it had no wishes

I wish I had a goldfish, like legit, a fish made out of gold.
 
granted. but that means you need a larger sac, so they dangle too low and you keep sitting on them

i wish i didnt have to go to school
 
granted but its as a female hooker so you have to massage alottt of wiener.
I wish my mac was even more awesome.
 
granted but now it has a never seen before way to charge and you don't have the power cable

i wish it was snowing outside
 
granted, but that one day of school is a complete 24 hours without any breaks whatsoever, oh and you get a ton of homework

i wish i lived in colorado
 
Granted, but by "little bit" you mean 5ft. you are freakishly huge.

I wish school would have no homework.
 
Granted...but you have give me a slice.
I wish people wouldn't break the game...cause then WE have to fix it.
 
Granted, but since you said in the next post, I posted nothing so that i could post this to destroy your wish. Shaaarrry
I wish I had a time machine
 
oh god dammit it did. well played sir, you have defeated me

i grant you your time machine, but it only takes you to hiroshima on august 6, 1945 at 8:20 am

i wish my wish will never be destroyed
 
Granted but I jizz on it and a baby grows inside the vagina you also got from that same sandwich.
I wish i had more time.
 
Granted your a cocksucker and you have to spend the rest of your time chained to your parents.
I wish nothing because wishing is for pussies unless it involves banging the hottest bitch ever but if I can go out on a limb here for a second I wish I could bang angelina jolie
 
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