Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Mooserz]

granted, but theres 8 dead bodies and its lo jacked

i wish i had a giraffe

 

[Moonshine]

granted, but it has a horrible diarrhea problem
i wish i had infinite $$$ to spend on shoes

 

[2_fadez]

granted but they only come in children's sizes

i wish i had some new kung fujas

 

[MacNsteaze]

granted, but some kid made them in his basement

wish i had more money

 

[senorpuppy]

granted but you can only spend it on manly juices
I wish i was a puppy

 

[BrewskiJr]

Granted. A family buys you, then sends you back cause you have a gimp leg. The breeder puts you down.

I wish I could have some ice cream right now

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

i peed on your ice cream

i wish i could feel no pain, break no bones, not hurt myself in anyway

 

[Algebra]

granted, but this iced cream is iced jizz

i wish i had a pony!

 

[technique.]

granted, but then your boyfriend dumps you
i wish i had a pink name so Nooschoolers would like me

 

[ski2sky.]

granted... but now he wants to buttfuck you

i wish i was colby james west

 

[yuck]

granted, but you break both your legs skiing then crash your little plane in the mountains and live alone there with no skiing or people you can provide humor for.

i wish i was in a really sick band

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

lol?

 

[ISellMeth]

granted, but on the way there you crashed your car and lost all your limbs

I wish i was with my girlfriend

 

[p-fo]

granted. but its BYU

i wish i could skydive

 

[Common_Cents]

granted but you land in a mine field
I wish had a pet dragon

 

[meeesh]

Granted. It eats you & your family while you sleep.

I wish I my laundry would clean itself.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

granted but he is sexually attracted to you. good luck.

I wish i had a dollar

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but its's counterfeit.

I wish i had a second dog

 

[Common_Cents]

granted but it gives your first dog AIDS
I wish i lived in norway

 

[thebeesknees]

granted but it will NEVER snow.
i wish i had new marker griffons

 

[Common_Cents]

Granted but too literally. The griffons eat your feet and fly away with your skis
i wish i was Todd Walmarts

 

[P_Steezy]

granted you had no legs

I wish I could walk on water

 

[senorpuppy]

GRANTED WATERS ON FIRE
i wish i was a dragon

 

[chad.]

granted, you cant fly or breath fire

wish i was a koala bear

 

[Been.stick]

granted but you have an extreme case of dwarfism and noone takes you seriously at all.

i wish i knew all.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted only but all of the gay things.

I wish I had powder skis

 

[MACAQUE]

Granted, but you have no bindings.
I wish I had laser vision.

 

[Brock.]

granted but they are literally constructed of powder and collapse when you touch them.
i wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 wishes

 

[inb4_UMAD]

granted, but no pow.
I wish i had a billion certified Canadian dollars

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but they dont get granted until you die.

I wish MN got more snow

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you are banned from canada.

Same wish as above, srry for dub post

 

[senorpuppy]

Granted but MN stands for uhhh monkey nuts??

i wish that chug would apologize for the last chug life

 

[Malcolm]

granted but then he doesnt make another one for another 6 months. i wish i had a friendly pet dinosaur

 

[ORDEAL]

granted it's plastic

I wish I The Nanny was continued

 

[MACAQUE]

Granted, but your TV doesn't work.
I wish I was boning megan fox

 

[2_fadez]

granted but she has std's

i wish i had some chickfila

 

[quixotic]

granted, but it has mold on it.
I wish I was done with college.

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you are the only person on the earth.

I wish karma (on NS) made sense

 

[Jibbin_Ur_Face]

Granted, but when it finally makes sense you will be banned forever.

I wish I could ski with T WAll

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but it's actually a wall made of tea.

I wish skiierman wasn't so rude

 

[ISellMeth]

Granted but he now directs all his anger at you

I wish I could have a rave in costco

 

[Caspian]

Granted but all the birds trapped inside shit on you.
I wish i could go to bed. Ha.

 

[Ducky.]

Granted but the bed is made out of wood

I wish the person who grants my wish would die

 

[Deezy]

Granted But of old age.

I wish my earbuds wouldn't ever fall out.

 

[Ducky.]

Smart!

And to be fair, granted, but they don't work

I wish NS got a 1 billion dollar donation, then they could get a whole lot of cool merchandise!

 

[Deezy]

granted, but they would all be small

I wish pow would be an every day thing

 

[P_Steezy]

granted it was only an everyday thing in places with no mountains

I wish my dick was HUGE

 

[jibjunkie]

granted but you have aids

i wish this thread would die

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

granted. but some noob makes another one and it explodes to its previous size

I wish i was invincinble

 

[Skittle.]

granted, but you have no arms or legs.
i wish i was biking