Mooserz Active member Aug 16, 2010 #952 granted, but theres 8 dead bodies and its lo jacked i wish i had a giraffe
Moonshine Member Aug 16, 2010 #953 granted, but it has a horrible diarrhea problem i wish i had infinite $$$ to spend on shoes
2_fadez Active member Aug 16, 2010 #954 granted but they only come in children's sizes i wish i had some new kung fujas
M MacNsteaze Member Aug 16, 2010 #955 granted, but some kid made them in his basement wish i had more money
senorpuppy Member Aug 16, 2010 #956 granted but you can only spend it on manly juices I wish i was a puppy
BrewskiJr Active member Aug 16, 2010 #957 Granted. A family buys you, then sends you back cause you have a gimp leg. The breeder puts you down. I wish I could have some ice cream right now
Granted. A family buys you, then sends you back cause you have a gimp leg. The breeder puts you down. I wish I could have some ice cream right now
I.Love.Beezy Active member Aug 16, 2010 #958 i peed on your ice cream i wish i could feel no pain, break no bones, not hurt myself in anyway
Algebra Active member Aug 16, 2010 #959 granted, but this iced cream is iced jizz i wish i had a pony!
technique. Active member Aug 16, 2010 #960 granted, but then your boyfriend dumps you i wish i had a pink name so Nooschoolers would like me
ski2sky. Active member Aug 16, 2010 #961 granted... but now he wants to buttfuck you i wish i was colby james west
yuck Active member Aug 16, 2010 #962 granted, but you break both your legs skiing then crash your little plane in the mountains and live alone there with no skiing or people you can provide humor for. i wish i was in a really sick band
granted, but you break both your legs skiing then crash your little plane in the mountains and live alone there with no skiing or people you can provide humor for. i wish i was in a really sick band
ISellMeth Active member Aug 16, 2010 #964 granted, but on the way there you crashed your car and lost all your limbs I wish i was with my girlfriend
granted, but on the way there you crashed your car and lost all your limbs I wish i was with my girlfriend
meeesh Member Aug 16, 2010 #967 Granted. It eats you & your family while you sleep. I wish I my laundry would clean itself.
Charlie_Kelly Active member Aug 16, 2010 #968 granted but he is sexually attracted to you. good luck. I wish i had a dollar
Common_Cents Member Aug 16, 2010 #970 granted but it gives your first dog AIDS I wish i lived in norway
thebeesknees Active member Aug 16, 2010 #971 granted but it will NEVER snow. i wish i had new marker griffons
Common_Cents Member Aug 16, 2010 #972 Granted but too literally. The griffons eat your feet and fly away with your skis i wish i was Todd Walmarts
Granted but too literally. The griffons eat your feet and fly away with your skis i wish i was Todd Walmarts
Been.stick Member Aug 16, 2010 #976 granted but you have an extreme case of dwarfism and noone takes you seriously at all. i wish i knew all.
granted but you have an extreme case of dwarfism and noone takes you seriously at all. i wish i knew all.
O ORDEAL Active member Aug 16, 2010 #977 Granted only but all of the gay things. I wish I had powder skis
MACAQUE Active member Aug 16, 2010 #978 Granted, but you have no bindings. I wish I had laser vision.
Brock. Active member Aug 16, 2010 #979 granted but they are literally constructed of powder and collapse when you touch them. i wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 wishes
granted but they are literally constructed of powder and collapse when you touch them. i wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 wishes
inb4_UMAD Member Aug 16, 2010 #980 granted, but no pow. I wish i had a billion certified Canadian dollars
O ORDEAL Active member Aug 16, 2010 #981 Granted but they dont get granted until you die. I wish MN got more snow
O ORDEAL Active member Aug 16, 2010 #982 Granted but you are banned from canada. Same wish as above, srry for dub post
senorpuppy Member Aug 16, 2010 #983 Granted but MN stands for uhhh monkey nuts?? i wish that chug would apologize for the last chug life
Malcolm Active member Staff member Aug 16, 2010 #984 granted but then he doesnt make another one for another 6 months. i wish i had a friendly pet dinosaur
granted but then he doesnt make another one for another 6 months. i wish i had a friendly pet dinosaur
MACAQUE Active member Aug 16, 2010 #986 Granted, but your TV doesn't work. I wish I was boning megan fox
quixotic Active member Aug 16, 2010 #988 granted, but it has mold on it. I wish I was done with college.
O ORDEAL Active member Aug 16, 2010 #989 Granted but you are the only person on the earth. I wish karma (on NS) made sense
Jibbin_Ur_Face Active member Aug 17, 2010 #990 Granted, but when it finally makes sense you will be banned forever. I wish I could ski with T WAll
O ORDEAL Active member Aug 17, 2010 #991 Granted but it's actually a wall made of tea. I wish skiierman wasn't so rude
ISellMeth Active member Aug 17, 2010 #992 Granted but he now directs all his anger at you I wish I could have a rave in costco
Caspian Active member Aug 17, 2010 #993 Granted but all the birds trapped inside shit on you. I wish i could go to bed. Ha.
Ducky. Active member Aug 17, 2010 #994 Granted but the bed is made out of wood I wish the person who grants my wish would die
Deezy Active member Aug 17, 2010 #995 Granted But of old age. I wish my earbuds wouldn't ever fall out.
Ducky. Active member Aug 17, 2010 #996 Smart! And to be fair, granted, but they don't work I wish NS got a 1 billion dollar donation, then they could get a whole lot of cool merchandise!
Smart! And to be fair, granted, but they don't work I wish NS got a 1 billion dollar donation, then they could get a whole lot of cool merchandise!
Deezy Active member Aug 17, 2010 #997 granted, but they would all be small I wish pow would be an every day thing
P_Steezy Member Aug 17, 2010 #998 granted it was only an everyday thing in places with no mountains I wish my dick was HUGE
I.Love.Beezy Active member Aug 17, 2010 #1,000 granted. but some noob makes another one and it explodes to its previous size I wish i was invincinble
granted. but some noob makes another one and it explodes to its previous size I wish i was invincinble
Skittle. Active member Aug 17, 2010 #1,001 granted, but you have no arms or legs. i wish i was biking