Destroy a Wish: forum game

[RunDMc]

granted, but only for such a short amount of time that you dont even notice you paused it
I wish i had unlimited wishes

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted but before you can make a wish you die

i wish i can live forever

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you are a giant, walking, talking penis.

I wish I had a better truck.

 

[gretzels]

granted but it also means you have a smaller dick.
i wish i had a dog

 

[Jahseph.]

granted but its dead

i wish i wasnt a twin

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, you're a septuplet
i wish i was a twin

 

[Kangbang]

granted but its attached to you and its ur sister.

i wish i had full tilts

 

[hanna.v]

granted but you're not as cool as tod wallnuz!

I wish I could go skiing today (I'm at home anyhow the whole day)

 

[gabe.]

granted, but its all ice, theres no terrain park, and you have to ski on really old skis longer than 200 cm
i wish i could not be in school

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but your in a coma.

i wish that i could spit game better

 

[YoungQuinton]

granted, but you only can spit your game on guys
i wish i had macbook

 

[gabe.]

granted, but you cant go on newschoolers on it\i wish i had an arizona rasberry iced tea

 

[_CC_]

granted but you got it from a dude with the herp.
i wish i lived in vermont

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted but vermont is the name of a big black woman and you live in her snatch

i wish i could get any girl in the world to fuck me

 

[jibjunkie]

granted but you would be blind
i wish i could own every pair of skis

 

[eestysteezy]

granted, but now you have every boy on your dick

I wish i could ski alaska

 

[jamodeo]

granted but you aren't in alaska or anywhere close to it
i wish siver cartel didn't stop

 

[gyarados]

granted, but you stopped

i wish if you laugh you lose came back

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but none of it is funny
i wish i had pow skis

 

[murflydude]

granted but its a snowboard with ski bindings.

i wish i could freeze time

 

[E.FARR]

granted but you can only freeze time on pluto
i wish i had some wendys spicy chicken nuggets

 

[Elife]

granted but you have no mouth

I wish I had a Canon 5D

 

[narwhal]

granted, no lens

I wish I had a smaller cock

 

[Shark.]

granted, but it's detachable and falls off regularly

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips

 

[8088]

granted but you shoot meat balls out of your but every time you shoot the spaghetti out of your fingers. i wish i could live in Utah for the rest of my life

 

[narwhal]

granted, but you're married to paula o'deana.

I wish I wasn't so ripped

 

[8088]

granted but your passed out from roofies. i wish you would have sex with me

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but i'm a dude. I wish i didn't just have sex with that dude

 

[gyarados]

granted but u gave him a BJ instead

I wish that Americas debt was gone

 

[General_Ripper]

Granted but your president is then black (WERE FUCKED)

I wish that I could clone myself

 

[ThyAfter]

Granted, but your clone ends up killing you

I wish i could shit diamonds

 

[jamers]

Granted, but the diamonds explode your intestines, and you die a slow painful death.

I wish there was actual snow this year on the east coast

 

[_CC_]

granted but your legs are broken
i wish i was 21, out of school and out of massachusetts.

 

[AMD_5]

granted, but you're a paraplegic

I wish I was rich

 

[Craigskis]

Granted... But you suck dick for bus fare and walk home.

I wish Nasa would release the proof of life on Mars.

 

[MattWeiss]

granted, but everyone just calls you Dick

I wish the season here went till June

 

[E.FARR]

granted but theres no mountains
i wish i was tom wallisch

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you have no steeze.

I wish I were done building my cabin.

 

[powday]

Granted, but its in the middle of the desert.
I wish it snowed in San Francisco.

 

[DoublyDeeze]

grants but it burns down tomorrow.
I wish there was snow on the ground in a Connecticut

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but it burns down.
i wish i could read

 

[Lexx]

Granted, but you become blind and you can only read brail.

I wish I wasn't dying.

 

[RCookish]

granted, but your paralyed from the waist down
i wish i had a backyard park

 

[Candy]

Granted, but all your park includes is a swingset and some grass.

I wish I could be a kid forever.

 

[gabe.]

granted, but you couldnt ski
i wish i had a butterfingers

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but i lay a finger on your butterfinger.

i wish my cat would get off my head.

 

[chardi]

granted, but the cat was the only thing keeping your head on, thus causing it to fall off.

I wish i had a swimming pool fill with jell-o

 

[gabe.]

granted, but you couldnt go in it
i wish my crowbars would come already

 

[Lexx]

Granted, but your order and a robber's order got mixed up. He gets your goggles, and you get his legit crowbars.

I wish to fall in love and never lose the one i love forever till death

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you're in love with ohmybosh.

I wish I had some PTN.