Destroy a Wish: forum game

[CaptainKirk]

Granted but all of of it will be downhill racing with midgets on snowblades.

I wish my skis didn't delaminate so I wouldn't have to go back to snowboarding.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but they snap in half anyways.

i wish that there were hotter girls at my school

 

[superskier420]

granted, but there all dumb and annoying

i wish that it would keep snowing

 

[Santa-Cruz]

granted it was melting as it hit the ground
i wish i had a 65 Lincoln continental

 

[.jesus.]

granted but whenever you take it out the axle and wheels fall off

i wish i had a bigger bag of tricks

 

[CaptainKirk]

Granted but you double eject onto your face once you land every time.

 

[Dr.Brown]

wish?

 

[nolan.]

granted, but you have a little ball sack.

I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you dont get a hot girl becuase you arent original, because your at least the third person to say that same wish.

i wish school got out earlier than 3:20 so i could ski after school.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but the snow is pure urine.

I wish the goddamn printer would get back to me.

 

[+[wall.e]+]

Granted, but the printer lets you know you have AIDS.

I wish I had a Filet-o-Fish

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but it contains a disembodied penis.

I wish there were no haters.

 

[gabe.]

granted, but you could never log onto newschoolers again
i wish it wasnt fucking raining, but snowing instead

 

[fratskier69]

wish granted, now all you have is noobs

i wish i had a sick ski jacket

 

[Su[G]ar]

granted but its pink and size XXS

I wish i wasnt out for the season

 

[gregorio]

that would actually be really fucking awesome

 

[OGHolliday]

Granted but it never snows.
I wish I lived out west.

 

[_CC_]

granted, but you live in the desert.
i wish i could make enough money to live and remain a ski instructor for the rest of my life

 

[YoungQuinton]

granted, but your a gaper ski instructor
I wish i could ski everyday of my life

 

[max...]

granted, but you must do it on ski blades

i wish i had a million more wishes!

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted but all you can wish for is to be constipated.

I wish california didn't have gun laws.

 

[g.off]

Granted, in a world where guns do not exist.

I wish i had some better snack foods in my house

 

[AntiBang]

granted. but all the snacks are shaped like penises

i wish i could bring back my dead dog

 

[_CC_]

granted but hes a zombie chiwawa
i wish i was at mount snow right now and never had to leave

 

[toominator]

granted, but now YOU'RE a zombie

I wish the humidity was lower right now

 

[mackcamp]

Granted, but you are put in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

I wish I was eating Chinese food.

 

[Lion-King]

granted, but it gives you the worse dierria
i wish i had a jiberish creeper

 

[geet]

granted. but its a size extra small

i wish i had a firetruck

 

[gyarados]

granted, but its purple

i wish i had an ipad

 

[Motes]

Granted, but you cat threw up on it

I wish i had a bong

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but your mom finds it and breaks it.

i wish i had dinner.

 

[superskier420]

granted, but you got food poisoning after.

i wish that there wasnt rain, just snow

 

[nitsua]

Granted, But you have no legs or arms and can't enjoy it.

 

[Aenigma]

Granted, you're by yourself on a flat-ass polar ice cap.
I wish I lived somewhere cooler.

 

[.jesus.]

granted but your surrounded by the cast from jersey shore

i wish i didn't have a paper due tomorrow

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Granted, you are now in a tub full of ice. I just traded one of your kindeys for a lifetime supply of Skittles

I wish my snowblower was working so i didn't have to shovel

 

[murflydude]

granted but it never snows ever again.

i wish i never had to go to school

 

[.jesus.]

granted but you turn into a complete idiot

i really wish i could ski all day tomorrow

 

[murflydude]

granted but its on grass.

i wish i could go to space

 

[garygohard]

granted but you would lose oxygen

i wish i was indestructable

 

[.brian]

granted but you no longer have a penis
i wish i could swim across the ocean

 

[nitsua]

Granted, but the ocean's water is poisonous
I wish to own my own theme-park.

 

[.brian]

granted but minorities take it over
I wish i owned my own minority proof theme park

 

[garygohard]

granted, but you are the minoritty

i wish i had a theme park that noone except me and people i allow to come in go to

 

[wameron]

granted you could never leave and die of starvation
i wish i could go to narnia

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but Tumnus ass rapes you

I wish I had hella bank.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but its only cause your the banker in monopoly.
i wish i had a bottle of jagermeister.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted. But somebody pissed blood into it.

I wish I lived in B.C.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

jason, if thats you im gonna kick your ass. squirrel...doubt it is... but just in case, granted, but it never snows.
i wish i could get next years skis.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Naw fool. It's Jake.