Destroy a Wish: forum game

[wameron]

but they're coreupts
i wish i could shred lines with nimbus

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but your like the kid from not another teen movie who acts asian, and he attempts to hang out with the other 2 asians, but both are like wtf?? and you dont reallly ski with them.
i wish i fell asleep like 5 hours ago.

 

[8088]

granted but it was on a bed of nailsi wish i could have a had a snow day today

 

[YoungQuinton]

granted, but you have to make it up on your next holiday
I wish i had 20,000 pairs of c-bars

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but they're all asian fit. I wish I had a lambo

 

[kzrstf]

granted but its not a lambo

i wish i had cancer

 

[Apresbang]

Granted, but they find a cure.I wish i could bone Jessica Alba

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but she bites your dick off and poos in your mouth.

I wish I weren't at school.

 

[Dr.Brown]

Granted, you go home and find 23 tutors waiting to teach you shit.

I wish i had a free Gopro

 

[Panda-Please.]

Granted. But all the film is broken when put into the camera.
I wish i had snow at my home mountain

 

[asapCferg]

Granted, but the snow only lasts for one day and your snowed in so you can't ski

I wish i could ski at any mountain in the world, any day, whenever i wanted

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Do you realize that the Gopro is digital?

 

[elemeno89]

granted, but then 2012 happens and all them shits is destroyed

i wish end up alone when i die.

 

[nedward]

granted, but you'll die a slow and painful death : )

I wish I was 21

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but you live in a dry county.

I wish I had a medical card.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted

i wish that it would keep snowing all night

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but the snow turns into poo when it hits the ground.

I wish marijuana were legal.

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but you still lack in grammar.

i wish i could go to sleep.

 

[natyy]

granted, but your slumber lasts forever

I wish I could hear high frequency sound waves.

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but I have a dog whistle.

I wish It wasn't raining.

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, it has turned into hail the size of pickup trucks
i wish i wasn't stuck in LAX for the next 8 hours

 

[Dr.Brown]

Granted, you're stuck there for the next 48 hours

I wish i had better grades

 

[nickyp]

Granted. But the job market collapses.

I wish it was daytime

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted. but your at the north pole in the winter time

i wish i was a baller

 

[Jordan_P]

granted, but mo money mo problems

i wish i couldnt feel pain

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

granted, but your stuck in a cave with no skis

i wish i was tom wallisch

 

[*TURBONERD*]

k. have fun being forced to race
i wish i had an attractive girlfriend without any stds

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

granted. but she has a penis. just no stds

i wish i could rodeo 4 out of any box or rail

 

[Kangbang]

granted but ur mountain doesnt have any rails.

i wish i could go skiing

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

granted, but u have to ski in africa

i wish i could fly

 

[jamodeo]

granted but you forgot how
i wish i started skiing park at an earlier age

 

[Kangbang]

granted but you didnt

i wish i could switch dub misty 14

 

[gyarados]

granting that wish isnt within my power

i wish i didnt have school ever again

 

[gyarados]

granting that wish isnt within my power

i wish i didnt have school ever again

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Granted, you are under house arrest

I wish my binding would release randomly

 

[_CC_]

granted but now it never releases and your knees die.
i wish my fingers weren't burnt

 

[gyarados]

granted but your hand is cut off

i wish i was black

 

[Dr.Barq]

granted but you have a small dick

I wish I wasnt writing this or any papers right now

 

[A_Zuck]

granted. your typing your papers.i wish i could rewind time and prevent sidney crosbys parents from ever fucking

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but neither do yours.

i wish that there was a good skiing game for the xbox360, so the days that you cant ski, you can play that.

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but your Xbox breaks
I wish it was sat so i could go skiing!!!

 

[ohpatti]

granted all of the snow melts on friday

 

[Lexx]

^ c'mon, 14 pages and you still dont know to make a wish??

I wish I was god...of skiing

 

[skiinian]

Granted. But only nordic skiing.

I wish I had no homework!

 

[A_Zuck]

granted, but your SAT's are tomorow
i wish i had no problems

 

[KimJong_ILL]

granted but you do

i wish i could eat my poop for every meal of the day.

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but you poop the remains of your poop so your body uses up all of the nutrients and everything else, and you run out of poop

i wish i had a cool name

 

[superskier420]

granted, but only you think its cool, everyone else thinks its gay.

i wish my bindings werent broken

 

[gyarados]

granted but your skiis get stolen

i wish facebook didnt exist

 

[A_Zuck]

granted but neither do you
i wish i could pause time