Destroy a Wish: forum game

[SneakyTurtle]

Granted, there are now AIDS on NS.

I wish I had a gold bow tie.

 

[8088]

granted but you only get it becasue it is the new chip-n-dales uniform. i wish i could get new skis

 

[Dr.Brown]

Granted but they a mini skis.

I wish i could go win the lottery

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but its only 3 dollars

 

[superskier420]

granted, make a wish dumbass

i wish that i could control the weather

 

[dice552]

granted, but only the weather on the moon.

I wish Tom would grow that beard already....

 

[SHD]

Granted, but it consists of one hair

I wish I could eat some more norwegian chocolate

 

[Ski_da_Bay]

Granted, but it contains the most powerful laxative known to man.

I wish my girlfriend would swallow.

 

[ECfreeski3]

hahaha that made coming in this thread worthwhile

 

[Apresbang]

granted but its not yours she swallowing
I wish Oakley would sponsor me

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you have to pay more for them to sponsor you.

i wish my arizona sweet tea was never ending.

 

[shredsteez]

granted, but you have no mouth to drink it with.
i wish my arm wasnt broken.

 

[Olde_English]

Granted but now you legs are broken
I wish Stevens got more snow

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you break both legs and cant ski it anyways

 

[SHD]

I wish the guy above me had a question

 

[Lexx]

poor guy just doesn't know how to play...even after ten pages of the game.

I wish TWall would marry me

 

[thebeesknees]

granted, but then he realizes you're a filthy whore and divorces your ass

i wish i had every jiberish

 

[Steeze_Cake]

Granted: but its not the clothing you now posses, it's the language.
I wish NBA 2K9 had the allstar break in the game

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but you don't have the game.
i wish i had a trampoline

 

[Balto]

granted but you flip off it into a bee hive and die from an allergic reaction

i wish i wasn't bored

 

[sack]

granted, you are too busy and get stressed out!

I wish I had a computer!

 

[_CC_]

granted, but it has no screen.
i wish i could ski everyday, and not go broke.

 

[leahey]

granted, but you have to use skiblades.
Wish I could 1440 Chads gap

 

[Deletedtoday]

granted but your a women.

i wish ns wasn't full of noobs

 

[skiminnesota]

granted. but you are perma banned.

I wish my marketing paper would magically write itself.

 

[sack]

granted-everyone has been on here for 10 years, and you are the only noob...

I wish I could have 5 trillion wishes

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted, but it's a bummer that the "wish" is the slovak word for "kidney bean" welcome to gas land
i wish i was somewhere with snow

 

[SHD]

Granted but you can't touch it

I wish I could take my license before turning 18 like in America

 

[Freshbakedbread]

Granted, but you are blind
I wish i didn't have homework

 

[jamodeo]

Granted but you have SATs and every one of your exams tomorrow and if you do worse than perfect on any of them you die
i wish i didnt play robot unicorn attack as much

 

[Freshbakedbread]

wtf, and having SAT's tomorow means i still have homework

 

[_CC_]

granted, but your life gets played by a robot unicorn
i wish my boyfriend would shower more

 

[leahey]

granted, but now you don't shower at all.
I wish i didn't have math test tomorow.

 

[SteezyasPie]

Granted, But you have tests in every other class.

I wish I had more time to ski.

 

[leahey]

granted. but you have to use 250 cm skis from 1970.

 

[MADDECENT]

Granted, but now every time you get on your skis, they break.

I wish I hadn't just found out that I am allergic to dairy, because it is basically all I eat

 

[Jahseph.]

Wish granted, but you're still allergic, you just didn't find out about it.

I wish my ankle wasn't broken

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted but your femur is.

i wish i would remember to make a wish when i post on this.

 

[gabe.]

granted, but your wish gets squandered by random people on newschoolers
i wish i could frontflip

 

[_CC_]

granted, but you must frontflip constantly

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you only land one before you tear your achillies tendon and cant ski anymore.

i wish CR didnt pass away

 

[_CC_]

i wish i had sweedish fish

 

[toominator]

granted; but you got actual fish.

I wish it were winter here

 

[SneakyTurtle]

granted, but they are actuall fish from Sweeden, and they are angry.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but its windows vista! oh noooo

i wish CR didnt pass away

 

[gyarados]

granted, but he lost all his steez in the accident

i wish that i could control time

 

[superskier420]

granted, but it warps the universe into a black whole and we all die

i wish i could be sponsored

 

[murflydude]

granted, but it is for curling

i wish i had a hovercar

 

[_CC_]

granted, but it looks like a prius
i wish for a pet wolf

 

[gregorio]

granted but it eats your limbs
i wish there were more skiing on the olympics when im watching