Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Steeze_Cake]

Granted- But your some ones bitch so you have to do theirs
I wish i had a never ending supply of babes

 

[superskier420]

as in women? granted but your gay

i wish i could live and ski in utah

 

[MatRich]

granted but utah is now infested with ski and work hating zombies
I wish my wish wont be destroyed

 

[Apresbang]

Granted but you get raped by mad dogg and his crew
I wish I could go to JOSS

 

[shredsteez]

Granted, But you're leg is broken.

I wish i was at Park City.

 

[Billek]

Granted, but it is summer.

I wish skiboots never smelled bad.

 

[MatRich]

granted but instead of lining, theres a cheese grater inside it
I wish I had a car

 

[annex_]

granted but it doesn't run
I wish i could get out of the kitchen.

 

[MatRich]

granted but the room that you step into right next to your kitchen is an other kitchen

I wish I had some lighter skis

 

[bstuck1]

Granted, but they're ski blades

I wish I had working hot water

 

[8088]

granted but is 694 degrees so you get severely burnt if you touch it. i wish i could live out west

 

[Balto]

granted but your dead

i wish i could go get my new black berry

 

[bkap]

granted but theres no battery
i wish i had a new pair of skis

 

[skithesprings]

granted but you have no bindings

I wish the next persons wish doesn't count

 

[Wrkn4ThaWeekend]

Granted but you really didnt wish for anything so you are right back to where you started...

I wish i was lapping keystones park right now.

 

[Balto]

granted but you fucking suck so everyone hates you and is pissing rain and your on 143 alpine skis with m900s mounted 10 back with boots 4 sizes to small

 

[Apresbang]

Too mean!!!

 

[SHD]

I wish I had norwegian chocolate right now

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but it expired last june.

i wish my surfaces didn't have an edge shot

 

[Holte]

Granted. The edges are gone.

I wish there was no traffic right now.

 

[Aenigma]

Granted. You live on post-apocalyptic earth.
I wish I had a sweet ass 4x5 studio camera.

 

[gyarados]

granted. its missing the batteries!

i wish i could become a wizard.

 

[gabe.]

yeah, but then you'd have to put on your robe and wizard hat! zinggggggg
i wish i was an astronaut

 

[Balto]

granted, but you get rapped every night in space by your monkey partner

i wish i didnt have to shit

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but you feel that way only because it just came out yo mouth
wish i had a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

 

[GILLSKI]

granted, but you can only ejaculate in other mens asses .

I wish baseball was in the fall so i could go all out when i ski

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

granted, but you take a ball to the dome piece and get knocked into a coma.

i wish companies would replace their shitty skis when they break

 

[p-fo]

granted, but the replacements are shittier.

i wish i was having sex right now

 

[shredsteez]

granted, but its with a guy.
i wish my professor cancels class tomorrow due to a powder day.

 

[gigi.d]

Granted but by the time you get out to the slopes the all snow melts.

I wish i had a sick backyard set up.

 

[skiminnesota]

granted, but your ankles are broken and they will take an abnormally long time to heal.

i wish it were friday.

 

[superskier420]

granted, but your hit by a bus crossing the street to get to your car

i wish i could go back to 4 hours ago

 

[BEARS.]

granted, but 4 hours ago is now infested with gays and great white sharks.

i wish i could play my speakers as loud as they will go.

 

[Parrish]

Then they break.

I wish for someone to do my issues paper.

 

[Dr.Brown]

Granted but you go deaf because of sudden change in atmospheric pressure.

I wish i could go longboarding

 

[b-kul]

granted, but a kid with downs syndrom does your paper.

i wish my ribs would heal.

 

[finder_of_gnomes]

granted but they used your leg bones to fix your ribs.
I wish i couldn't die.

 

[Parrish]

but then you break something else.

I wish my ant problem would go away.

 

[b-kul]

granted but now you have a killer bee problem

i wish andrew would grant my wish with no stipulations.

 

[Parrish]

Wish Granted but with restrictions.

I wish for more time on my issues paper.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but its only 2.2359 seconds.

i wish that the monster i have wont empty or flat and i could drink it all day.

 

[superskier420]

granted, but it gives you bad gas so now your farting all the time and cant hit on any hot girls without letting one rip.

i wish that it would keep snowing for a week so i can have a sick pow day tomorrow and 5 more days.

 

[Aenigma]

Granted, but everything slid down to the ground.
I wish I could be a professional debonair.

 

[Holte]

Granted, but you shatter your monocle when it falls into your brandy

snifter while watching cricket with Paris Hilton and Atlantaski.

I wish I had an F-22 fighter jet.

 

[gabe.]

granted, but.. theres snakes in your plane
i wish my big toe didnt hurt

 

[superskier420]

granted, but you hit a bird and are burnt in a fiery crash

i wish i had some good pow skis

 

[Tinga]

your big toe doesnt hurt.......... but you no longer have a big toe.

i wish my room was bigger

 

[Aenigma]

Granted, you're homeless.
I wish I could tip back a glass of wine with Jesus.

 

[MAJORSteeze]

Granted, but when doing so, you have a few more drinks and all of a sudden you are having sex with jesus.
I wish I was actually good at skiing

 

[gyarados]

granted, but way to many people are making that wish

i wish there werent so many damn adds on n.s