Destroy a Wish: forum game

[Craze]

Granted, but you get paid more in trident layers gum.
I wish I had a car that i could just drive with no problems.
(i honestly paid $420 for it that might have something to do with its dankness)

 

[Gnarshred]

Granted, but, well, Its on a dump in kansas

I wish I had some drugs.

 

[FerrisBueller]

granted, but your mom pees on you everytime you take drugs

I wish i had a piece of that kit kat bar.

 

[Craze]

Granted, but its a acid crystals and you take to much and end up thinking your a cup of orange juice and freak out every time someone gets close thinking they will spill you so you end up in the mental institute.

 

[Gnarshred]

granted, but you have to sing and dance while you eat it like in the commercials.

I wish I would never waste any time.

 

[Skierguy1234]

granted, but you only have 1 year to live.
I wish I was a mod on NS

 

[stowe=snow]

granted but for every 1 thing you moderate your dick shrinks 1 inch
i wish sperm was purple

 

[twintip_payne]

granted but you would have a vagina
i wish i could control time

 

[klayer_9]

granted, but you can't control your bladder.

I wish i never had to spend time on homework.

 

[thepienist]

granted but u have to spend ur time getting ur sweet white ass pummeled by a black guy name tyrone
I wish that i had more money to spend on my cat

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

I wish i had another non corruptible wish...
(non corruptible wish) I want the ultimate steez, tom and simon

 

[SirFaceRager]

Granted your to poor to offord skis

I wish i could buy a house

 

[powday]

but it would be foreclosed within a month
I wish everyday was a pow day

 

[CrunkNugget]

granted:http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/Pow!%20comic%20_7%20Spider-man%20Sandman.jpg

i wish i had some jiberish shit

 

[Steeze_Cake]

granted- but you only have park skis
I wish i had a wish

 

[Skierguy1234]

wish granted, but you can only use it for a homosexual act

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, wish i had a girl and a phone i would call her.

 

[jasontheredhead]

but your short so none of that can be true

i wish i could ski more

 

[Pitolairas]

granted, but the genie messed up with "ski more" and instead he transformed you into a "eskimo"

i wish i suddenly had the ability to make my entry for european x games and beat LJ's entry for the wild card

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you break your leg the day before and cant compete

i wish that i could finish my damn english paper

 

[TricKz]

Granted but hes so sexy that he becomes abnormal again

i wish i was the best halfpipe skier in the world

 

[Ducky.]

granted, but you arnt allowed to skii wish trickz would never post here again

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you cant either.

i wish i knew who was at the concert im going to tomorrow.

 

[Balto]

granted but it turns out to be hannah montana 3 years ago and the dixi chicks

i wish tomorrow would come so i can go skiing without anything bad happening to me in any possible way

 

[DoublyDeeze]

granted, but unfortunately u jinxed urself and ur car breaks down on the way there
i wish my college visit to UVM tomrow goes well

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, the visit goes well, but you unfortunately were one person short of being accepted

 

[Lemuel]

seeing as he didn't give a wish, I will grant yours.

Granted, but I will pound your face in if you get in my way walking to class.

Joking haha

I wish my ACL wasn't torn.

 

[The_Future]

Granted but your MCL is Non-existent

I wish my new Orage jacket would get here NOW!

 

[Aaaron.]

granted but they accidentally sent a size S.
i wish sean white didn't win last night.

 

[SHD]

Granted, but he placed first.

I wish the snow would not melt!

 

[Aaaron.]

whut

 

[Pocoyo]

Granted, but year on year the snow builds up until you all the mountains are burried and you have to take up cross country skiing.

I wish I was a porn star.

 

[8088]

granted but you are a gay porn star i wish i had a sick backyard park

 

[Pocoyo]

Granted but your park become the set for gay porn movies.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

[EvanMeyer]

granted but your jedi master beats your ass everyday

I wish I didnt have screen printing ink all over my hands

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but it's some dudes jizz instead.
i wish fed ex would hurry my skis up.

 

[ike.]

granted, but your skis are some 12 year olds broken suspects that were meant to go to salomon for warranty.
I wish i had a friend

 

[QuoteReply.]

Granted but he is imaginary

I wish i didnt get that girl pregnant last month

 

[Pocoyo]

Granted you did'nt, but your dad did.

I wish I had a tank.

 

[Aaaron.]

granted but you your air supply is rapidly falling.

i wish i could fly.

 

[wheres_my_snow]

granted but now you can never stop flying

i wish i had fulltilt hot dogers

 

[Pocoyo]

Granted but they are made out of lead.

I wish I was supreme leader of the world.

 

[ike.]

granted but you have too watch your parents having sex to get them
i wish i could land this damn trick in skate 2

 

[PacificRimJob]

granted, but then you get the read ring of doom on your xbox..

or if you have PS3, then i guess you're alright?

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but the cd scratches after its landed.

i wish that the schools internet didnt block gnarshmallow.

 

[PacificRimJob]

it didnt, but now you cant go on ns.

i wish i had the ability to turn back time and move a lot longer ago.

 

[Aaaron.]

granted, but gnarshmallow is stuck on snowboard.
i wish i had another 3 feet of snow outside.

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but it melts before you can ski it.

i wish that i didnt have to go to physics today.

 

[kronickrew]

granted, but you had to watch your parents have sex instead
i wish i didnt have to pay for my skis

 

[ImGoinSailin]

granted, but you have to suck off a walrus to get them instead.

i wish that there wasnt a creepy ass kid sitting behind me.

 

[kronickrew]

granted, but there was a creepy ass old person instead
i wish i didnt have a broken leg