Destroy a Wish: forum game

[GILLSKI]

okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny.

Okay so this is how it works. the person who posted above you has mad a wish. Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like. Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!

then the next person goes

Granted, but your in Africa and it never snows.

then you make your own wish.

ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post

I wish I had On3p Jmos!

 

[GILLSKI]

Granted.your not alowed to use them

I wish I had a new truck.

 

[Stickity]

granted but it's just the frame

i wish i could do every trick with mad steeze

and it's called corrupt a wish, not destroy

 

[J_BISCHOF]

granted, but your gay and probably drive a prius.
i wish it was winter year round.

 

[GILLSKI]

Granted, you cant do any tricks

I wish I was skiing.

(never heard of it that way, only destroy)

 

[Stickity]

wow i'm already lostquote whoever's with you're corrupting/destroying

 

[butteredpretzel]

Granted. To bad you have no legs.

I wish I had unlimited funds

 

[GILLSKI]

thanks I forgot to add that

 

[jibbinc.]

granted but its size small

i wish i had an unlimited stash

 

[q_sketch]

granted, but you loose it an hour after you buy it

i wish i had a kilo of sour diesel

 

[ajax]

Granted, but all the stores are closed.

 

[ajax]

I wish I could fly.

 

[Legion]

granted, but you are a retarded bird

I wish i was invisible

 

[Charles.]

granted buy your legs fall off and arms turn into wings.

i wish my backyard was a ski resort with a park

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but there is a neon sign floating over your head that says "there is an invisble person here"

i wish i had a unicorn

 

[BigJew]

Granted but it's gay and has taken a liking to you.

I wish I was ripped.

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but you got ripped through steroids and now have a tiny penis

i still wish i had a unicorn

 

[VT_scratch]

granted, but its a beanie baby

I wish I could do a rodeo 5

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but he gets shot before the first note of his concert

 

[LMP]

granted, but it was into a vat of boiling lava

I wish i had a hot girlfriend

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but you get in an accident on the way to the hill and become a paraplegic

i wish i had an orange name

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but she's 12

 

[r0dubs]

granted, but your name is changed to faggottron

i wish i could time travel

 

[LMP]

granted, but you travel into the future where the world no longer exists and your floating in space and suffocate because you have no oxygen
i wish i could fly

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted but you crash in to the sun like a n00b because you suck at flying

i wish i could have some cheesecake

 

[LMP]

granted, but its fed to u thru an iv needle in your arm

i wish i was good enough to be in the winter olympics

 

[yuck]

granted, but you're missing them right now.

i wish i had super human strength

 

[Afeld]

granted, but it is in curling

I wish I could go on vacation

 

[GILLSKI]

granted, but it doesnt matter there is no snow there

I wish My wishes couldnt me destroyed

 

[ajax]

granted but you suck at spelling
i wish my homework was finished already

 

[AdolfShitler]

granted. but they can still be corrupted

i wish i could be a hot girl for a day

 

[LMP]

granted but it was all wrong

i wish i was the president

 

[GILLSKI]

granted, but all the snow your nice house just got melted away when you decided you were going to make a terrian park and make a drop from the oval office.

I wish I had food in my house!!!

 

[saranac_tortex]

Granted but you have no teeth
I wish I could own any ski i wanted

 

[jbrunke]

granted but the food is lots of plain stale ricecakes

i wish i could read peoples minds

 

[tommycat]

granted but everyone is thinking about how much they hate you.
I wish I had t-walls gear

 

[babujib]

granted, but you soon realize that minds do not have text to read from

I wish I had unlimited wishes

 

[Hoover]

granted but ur a girl

 

[.Roockley.]

granted, but all your wises appear in your ass

i wish i could win the game

 

[Swaggermager]

Granted, but every other wish you make somone close to you must die.

I wish my leg wasnt broken so I could ski

 

[Slinger1x1]

granted, but every other bone in your body breaks.

i wish i had some east coast pow

 

[garrets]

granted. but it will break the first day of skiing
I wish i didnt have a broken collarbone and could ski

 

[Shredneck]

granted but the storm caused all the resort to loose power and there are no lifts

 

[Shredneck]

o and i wish i was absoulte ruler of the world

 

[theblacktaco]

granted .. sorry i cant be a dick plus vibes to a nice recovery

i wish i had my license with a nice car

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

granted, but someone else stole all of your equipment.

 

[saranac_tortex]

Granted but you suck at driving and crash
I wish i had a pet bear that could talk

 

[jbrunke]

Granted but it only speaks persian

I wish I had a trampoline

 

[charmander]

granted, but it doesnt have any springs.

i wish i had a huge dick

 

[skithe49th]

granted but he joins the circus the day you get him

I wish i was a kendama PRO

 

[Phormat]

Granted, but your bear speaks chinese which you can't understand
I wish I was perfect