Destroy a Wish: forum game

[ForeverYung]

Granted, but there ugly and don't fit.

I wish I could have B-dogs steeze

 

[Inline.]

granted, but b dog becomes paralyzed so......

I wish i could have the Gopro HERO 2

 

[84891jnf92048]

granted, but you drop it and break it

i wish i had a wish that i could get granted without it getting ruined.

 

[NinetyFour]

Sorry for the break in the thread here but since when did a shamwow acctually absorb anything?

To the guy who wishes his wish wasnt ruined..... Granted. Have a nice day.

 

[BigBadWolf]

Granted, but the wish loses its value so it isnt ruined, it is just worth nothing

I wish i had a dog

 

[ForeverYung]

Granted, but its a dead dog

I wish I had unlimited money

 

[k-fred]

granted, but its monopoly money

I wish I could post senor chang gay vid without being banned.

 

[NinetyFour]

Granted, but every time you reply to a thread, someone quotes your post with a senor chang gay video.

I wish that third world countries were rid of all of their problems.

 

[iSkier]

Granted, but you still have math problems

I wish I was smarter

 

[Jpurd]

granted but you completely forget about everything skiing.

I wish I could by new skis

 

[richard.]

granted, but they are suspects and they break on the first day.

I wish I could go skiing today

 

[JordanButtfart]

granted, you tear your ACL first run.

I wish I had some new skis

 

[k-fred]

granted but they are suspect and they broke first day you try them.

I wish my home mountain season pass was free

 

[.frenchy]

Granted, but then after the first day they close die to not having enough money.

I wish I could ski like a pro my first year (this year)

 

[SwitchMisty540]

granted, but by ski like a pro you mean break both your ankles hitting chads

i wish i knew how to get to chads from the bottom of alta

 

[JewRad]

granted. but i heard ski patrol blew that shit up. i wish my new ski stuff would come already so i can ski

 

[k-fred]

granted, but the guy sent you the wrong stuff and you got to wait another 2 weeks.

i wish i land my first dub on ski this year without breaking any part of my body

 

[SwitchMisty540]

granted but the second attempt leaves you with several compound fractures

i wish i wasn't so hungover

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you have no legs

i wish it was snowing

 

[Jpurd]

granted but when it hits the ground it melts.

I wish it was winter

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you live in ecuador

 

[theabortionator]

I wish I herp'd

But I derp'd

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[ORDEAL]

Granted but youre a pony

I wish my back didnt hurt

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but you as soon as you stand up you slip and break your hip

i wish i didnt have a midterm on monday

 

[SwitchMisty540]

granted, but you have two midterms on tuesday

i wish these pretzels weren't making me so damn thirsty

 

[Shark.]

granted. but they make you constipated for weeks.

i wish it was december

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you live in the Congo

I wish i was good a skateboarding

 

[Benji.]

Granted: But its still November

I wish i had a gazillion dollars

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted, but you dont have a gazillion dollars.

really though that was awful

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but eveyone skips you so you never get your stupid fucking money

I wish i was good at skateboarding

 

[Benji.]

GRANTED: but you two above me ARE REALLY FUCKING GAY

I wish....... FUCK YOU

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Granted but you're not quite good enough to go pro. You quit your job and chase the dream only to wind up in your Dad's Basement.

I wish my hockey team wins the Stanley Cup

 

[Shark.]

granted. but i turn out to be your mother. so you just fucked your own mother.

i wish..for infinite wishes

 

[T.MARTIN]

Granted but you can only wish for butt plugs.

I wish for a wish that is so paradoxical that inevitably no one has the cornucopia of senses and thought mechanics to naturally foil this wish that contains such a vast knowledge of the unknown thus making the zombie army or Morowin crumble under the rule of their king Legolas.

 

[hiphophobo]

Granted.... but she has a penis.

I wish I understood the wish above.

 

[Shark.]

granted, but as soon as you figure out its meaning, the mass of information and knowledge that you have just acquired causes your mind to literally explode.

i wish, i were a catfish..

 

[Jahrassicpark]

Granted

But you have down

I wish my farts didn't smell like diesel

 

[Jahrassicpark]

Granted

But you have down

I wish my farts didn't smell like diesel

 

[Aidan-G]

Granted but now your breath smells like dick

I wish I could sleep and wake up instantly on command

 

[MilfHunter777]

Granted but every time you go to sleep you piss yourself and everytime you wake up theres a fat dudes bare ass in your face.
I wish i could fly

 

[Shark.]

granted, but you can only fly naked and when it is hailing out.

i wish i could run as fast as usain bolt backwards

 

[Dock.Ellis]

Granted, but you can only run backwards naked into a feild of dildos

I wish i could derp

 

[JWoods]

Granted but you get AIDS

I wish for nothing

 

[bananas]

granted, a homles guy steals your wish and rapes your mother.

i wish i was 20feet tall.

 

[raymano---0]

Granted. But you are in lack of arms.

I wish i had a towboat and a personal lake

 

[cow.]

granted. your arm is now ripped. and bleeding EVERYWHERE.

 

[Gmart]

granted, but the lake is dried up

I wish i could be out west in the pillows

 

[armadaski44]

granted. but you have no peice or lighter

I wish I actually had a backyard to ski in

 

[raymano---0]

granted but its a giant sinkhole.

i wish i had enough money to but my new gear for this year

 

[Trojan~Man]

granted, but now youll never be able to flip your pillow over to the cold side

i wish i had a WRX (haters gon hate)