Destroy a Wish: forum game

granted, but your yard now is full of mexcican landscapers. and i mean full. piles of them.

i wish i had a wish that couldnt be granted?
 
Granted but the second its granted, you get sodomized but lightning and someone drops a matress in your pool and you have no crane and you died.

I wish I could get a handie from Faye Reagan
 
Granted, and it snows 3 feet. But i steal 1 boot from your house and saw you ski in half

I wish the 2nd jiberish drop would come sooner
 
granted, but with that mind fuck you are way to lose and never get mind fucked again.i wish i was snowboarding in a sick park right now
 
Granted, but you snowboard and therefore gay as fuck so you pretty much destroyed your own wish.

i wish i had a mcnasty right now

 
granted, but a disease ravages the worlds cannabis plants and they go extinct in 4 days.

I wish whoever tries to corrupt my wish contracts every std known to man.
 
granted, but you'll get homeschooled by a fat chick who smells like onions ....

i wish i had mad schwagg !!
 
granted, but you can barely put on a pair of skis let alone go down the hill with them on.

I wish I lived in B.C
 
granted but you are like that guy in rain man and you can't even tie your own shoes

i wish i had a piece of bubble gum right now, serious cotton mouth
 
granted but thats all you can do and you have to invent a way to communicate with other people through numbers and equations

i wish i could fall asleep easier
 
but every morning u wake up with a gremlin in ur bed and u cant remember any thing........

i wish i owned a better gameboy
 
granted but there is a space time continum and you create a blackhole, therefore making you as asshole for doing so.

I wish goldfish would die
 
Granted, but they are all fat men instead. Where's the destroy the picture above you thread??

I wish that shamwows went 'SHAM' when you use them, causing you to say wow!
 
Granted, but the schoolwork is really stupid, so you always get F's

I wish that I had the girl of my dreams, and she went down on my big penis everyday forever.
 
Granted, your emplyoees are straightlaced as fuck but you hate going to work now. The place bores you to death and you often ponder shooting the place up.

I Wish I had a new flannel shirt!
 
granted, but you get cancer if you are talking cigs, or you get caught by the cops with 2 oz. if you are talking weed.

I wish I had my ski pants so i won't have to worry about being soaking this weekend for my first day.
 
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