Destroy a Wish: forum game

[sammy_]

granted but you will never get laid
wish my brother didnt have the car tonight

 

[Willgum]

Granted, but you dont have anywhere to go because of your lack of life.

I wish I had a Vw Golf Gti

 

[TOAST.]

Granted but you get hit by a semi

I wish I didnt work tomorrow

 

[.squirrely.]

granted but you get fired and dont have any money.

i wish they werent hyping up the hurricane so much (because i was supposed to go to six flags and now i cant

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Granted, but six flags will be closed for a week.

I wish I had cash for groceries

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but you get mugged on the way to the store

i wish i had a nice big bowl of reeses puffs

 

[.spaghetticat.]

yes but it was reeses shit

i wish i had 100000000 dollers and i coulnt die nor it get stolen lost, burned

 

[ryantheconnolly]

let me just hold up this thread to say that was a really half-assed attempt at destroying a wish. my wish deserved better than that

 

[.spaghetticat.]

the puffs were pecies of shit

 

[bdarb207]

^^ agreed your wish was granted as receiving reward puffs to reward him reeses shit wouldn't grant his wish. Your wish is granted but you don't have milk. I wish Michael Scott didn't leave the office

 

[.spaghetticat.]

.

 

[Relish_man]

you have 100000000 dollers but sadly that does not mean anything

i wish i had Stept's Weight

 

[.spaghetticat.]

granted but u droped the disk and it got scratched

i wish ECB had a perma ban

 

[k-fred]

granted but he he become an admin

i wish i could skip my driving class

 

[.spaghetticat.]

r u a retard he was perma banned u cant come back to ns after being perma banned even to become a admin

 

[k-fred]

why the fuck you wish he get perma ban when hes already bann

 

[.spaghetticat.]

ur a dipshit

 

[rareison]

Make a wish.

 

[TOAST.]

granted, but youre never alound to step in a motorized vehicle again.

I wish it was winter and i was able to ski on a mountain with snow, where i cant get injured and there is endless pow and nothing stood in my way of skiing the endless pow.

 

[BigBadWolf]

Granted but the only skis you own are blades and afterbangs.

I wish i was cool.

 

[PartyHon]

Granted but you were too cool and froze

I wish it was winter

 

[skiingute]

Granted but youre in the wrong hemisphere.

I wish my parents loved me

 

[rareison]

Granted, but you're adopted and have a brother that get's way better grades and is alot more mature and nice.

I wish that it was winter already so I could go skiing, and that I had a ton of money to spend on ski stuff.

 

[613.]

Granted, but you go blind the next day.

I wish i had a pig that shits gold.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

granted but he only shits on your pillow and it still smells like shit

i wish i didnt have to lifeguard today

 

[.spaghetticat.]

U dont but ur NS acount gets banned because ur a fucktard

 

[esotericjive]

Granted, but you have to lifeguard every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a trampoline.

 

[.spaghetticat.]

i wish i wasnt in the car right meow

 

[skeedle]

granted, but you've flown through the windshield.

i wish i didn't have to go to work today.

 

[PartyHon]

granted. but when you didn't show up you were fired and replaced
i wish my medical bills were paid off

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

granted but then you turn gay

i wish i had thicker hair

 

[skeedle]

granted but now its all over your body.

i wish i had a dog.

 

[theabortionator]

granted but your dog is gay

I wish I had some heroin

 

[emilyiscool]

granted but the needles infected with aids

i wish i had some mdma

 

[theabortionator]

granted but you really just bough bathsalts/ research chem'd

I wish i was surfing right now

 

[skiingute]

Granted but as you're ripping the gnarliest double overhead tube of your life a dolphin tears through the wave and breaks 3 ribs, collapses a lung, ruptures your ear drum and you suffer a concussion.

I wish it wasnt so hot

 

[Toasty.]

granted but your prolly in hell

durp

 

[theabortionator]

this thread is full of the herp

everybody in this thread now has a long list of std's

 

[.Ian.]

No big deal...

 

[J.M]

granted but it will be -60 degrees fahrenheit and you will freeze your ass off

i wish i had all of the ON3P skis (whole set)

 

[Algebra]

granted but u dont have legs

i wish people would stop scamming on ns

 

[bdarb207]

Granted but the only things left to sell trad for are VERY SICK BLUE JaCKET and siZe schmedium Burton gear.

I wish I had a black ignant instead of blue.

 

[Rodigan]

Granted but the iggy got a life size pic of Shaun White on the back

I wish i had a job that allowed me to ski all day

 

[bdarb207]

Granted but trust me it doesn't pay shit. I wish park crew paid a banger wage.

 

[Relish_man]

granted but you're paid in coupons redeemable at the Dollar Store

i wish i had something to do right now

 

[ReppinE.C.]

granted, but your something to do is Hagrid from Harry Potter

I wish it was snowing

 

[stupendous-man]

Granted, but its 36 degrees F so it doesnt stay.

I wish i had a job

 

[bdarb207]

Grnted but it's my job. I wish I could win this game.

 

[YoungJeezy]

Granted, but right as you win your dick falls off.

I wish I had smaller feet

 

[[evan]]

Granted, but they don't make ski boots that small.