Destroy a Wish: forum game

Granted but it's laced with potassium chloride (KCl) so after smoking you get a cardiac arrest and die.

I wish I wasn't so gaperish.
 
Granted. But due to uncontrollable outbreaks against the government you are killed in a riot by a flaming molotov.

I wished I would date a super sexy cheerleader from the Dallas Cowboys
 
Granted but due to uncontrollable outbreaks against the Dallas cowboys by the Chicago bears you are killed by a molotov cocktail. HA! See what i did there.

I wish my dog could use the toilet
 
granted but you get aggressive skin cancer. I wish I could get Final Cut Pro illegally without my computer being destroyed
 
sure, have your computer charger. Little do you know it was traded in ransom for your entire family and their home.
I wish I had absolutely nothing wrong in my life or my friends and families lives.
 
Granted, but you accidentally ordered dog shit as a topping, and that pizza is the only food you have for the week.

I wish I had money for new skis.
 
Granted, but you can only spend it buying pocket lint.

(Ha HA. At least manure is useful! I could totally start a vegetable garden!)

I wish I had iOS 5, right now.
 
Granted, but you're on vacation in Mongolia.

I wish...

I wish I could live with a beautiful woman, in a beautiful house, with lots of money, and be happy no matter what, for the rest of my life. BAM
 
granted, however, a volcano sprouts up in Ohio and erupts, covering the entire northern east coast in dust, ash, and magma.

I wish i could afford a pair of brand new skis.
 
Granted, but they get destroyed in the Ohio volcano eruption.

I wish my shit would pack itself for college.
 
Granted, but when you open your suitcase you find your shit, not your clothes.

I wish UPS would get here already, even though it's only 11am.
 
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