Destroy a Wish: forum game

[asddfgdsea]

granted, you can poop fish. woohoo

i wish i was as good at skiing as twall

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but you break both of your legs on your first day and can never ski again.

I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I could get with Leoshi

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme of ways to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin phat

 

[Stope.Neeze]

Granted but you cant rap

I wish i could do anything i wanted

 

[BROSEIDON]

granted but youre chained up

I wish i was at college right now

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but you have finals tomorow

I wish I was at the movies right now

 

[BROSEIDON]

granted but its playing rebecca blacks hit single friday on repeat and youre locked in

i wish i had new pow skis

 

[garret.]

granted but you get in tragic accident and loose your arms and legs

i wish that i was a boy

 

[terrible_skier]

granted but your a tranny

 

[Inline.]

granted, but you dont have a penis

I wish i had good oakley glasses

 

[i.am.a.skier.]

granted, but you dont have eyes

I wish i had no summer reading

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but youre now blind

I wish there was a porno with portia de rossi

 

[sammy_]

granted but the lens cap was on so you can only listen to it

i wish i wasnt grounded

 

[I.B]

Granted, but you are now stuffed animal and can't move. Can only think. and you no longer get pleasure from touching yourself at night.

I wish MAMA would marry me already.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

granted, but her boobs deflate next time you meet her

i wish it would snow

 

[broto]

granted, but all ligaments in your knees are torn.

i wish i was a professional park skier.

 

[array.]

granted but you go by gaper rules and all you can do is backflip

I wish i wasn't so awesome

 

[NJurkiewicz]

granted, but then no one wants to talk/ be with you

I wish I could go skiing right now

 

[ORDEAL]

Granted but you break your legs. I wish mobile ns had a return button

 

[NJurkiewicz]

granted, but then the site crashes

I wish I had a red epic camera

 

[Rager]

Granted, buts it's just a red camera that only you think is epic...

I wish I was at the beach.

 

[Rager]

Granted, buts it's just a red camera that only you think is epic...

I wish I was at the beach.

 

[Rager]

Granted, buts it's just a red camera that only you think is epic...

I wish I was at the beach.

 

[I.B]

Granted but you triple fail post so everyone at the beach hits you with tiny dildos

I wish i could fly, but not die, not get attacked, not break any bones, cause no harm, still retain my coolness, still have my friends, still have my penis, still have my anus.

 

[PJS.]

granted but you are an ebay prostitute. with friends, coolness, bones, a penis and an anus.

I want to be able to dub on tramps

 

[array.]

granted but you break your neck on your first hit.

I wish i had unlimited $

 

[PJS.]

granted but you achieve this through a pact with the devil who takes all said money in a protection racket.

i wish it twas the season for eggnog. i could use some nog.

 

[Dirtyyy]

granted, but santa comes down the chimney one night, screws your girl than drinks all your nog.
I wish to have a boner soooo big that it could flip a desk over in a classroom of hot cheerleaders

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

granted but then your penis eats one of the cheerleaders and she chews and rips at your urethra until she finally makes it out of inside of your cock. then you go to jail for the rest of your life for rape and attempted murder and she gets to be on the BIO show "i survived"

i wish i get to have sex with this girl im hanging out with on wednesday

 

[steep]

Granted, but turns out she is a transvestite and you get HIV. I wish I could go surfing right now

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted but a shark bites off your legs.

I wish my wish can't get destroyed

 

[sammy_]

granted, but all of your friends and family do
i wish my dog was clean

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted, but he is now dead

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

granted his ashes are clean. i wish i could ski with as much skill and thuggery as b dog

 

[Steezyiott]

granted you live in the desert

i wish i could fart on command

 

[skiblandford]

granted but they dont make a sound or smell.

I wish i could be president of the USA

 

[BWM]

Granted, but your president of the University of Southern Alabama

I wish I could fly

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted but you can't breath

 

[garret.]

ok no wish?

i wish that i had a pet dinosaur

 

[terrible_skier]

fuck my bad. Granted but it bites your dick off.

I wish I was at windells

 

[bribri]

Granted, but your just the dishwasher and you can't ski.

I wish I had the iphone.

 

[terrible_skier]

Grandted but it breaks and your all sad

I wish I was a skier at windells.

 

[PJS.]

Granted but you stole it, and are sent to prison where you drop the soap. I wish i had ordered one size bigger for my sweatshirt.

 

[crab_pretzel]

granted, but it cant be recharged.

i wish i was at momentum

 

[PJS.]

Granted but you cant move. I wish i had 90 dollars

 

[sammy_]

granted but the glacier is closed
i wish i had a new steezy jacket

 

[PJS.]

Granted but fuck you. I wish i had an ignant vest

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

granted, but you tore your ACL on the first run

i wish i had a time machine

 

[terrible_skier]

Granted but is 6XS

I wish I had some sick osama pros

 

[Zimmerman]

granted, but you're a girl so you still wont be steezy.

I wish I didn't have to work 6 days a week

 

[PJS.]

Granted but FUCK i dont like being skipped guize. I wish i waant skipped.