Dear Americans

Losers always hate the coolest kid in school until they get the chance to hang out with him and get the opportunities he has...
America is number one canada can suck my dick. You guys gave drake the platform to get his name out... even if he did play a cripple on a wack canadian tv show.
 
I totally thought the whole "ay" at the end of sentences and "aboot" thing were just jokes until I went to Canada. Then I was absolutely blown away at how many people say "ay" and "aboot". I was there for a week or so and when I got home people had to stop me from saying "ay" after things. I felt retarded.
 
dear americans,

you have nice highways. they feel smooth as i roll my body along them.

sincerely,

bridgestone blizzak
 
tomato sauce = vegetable serving



perfect no. healthier than french fries covered in gravy... yes
 
Haha honestly tons of Canadians actually say "eh", but I have never heard of anyone saying "aboot"...

Dear Americans,

Give us back our money.

China
 
shit, don't hate dude. im canadian and i love USA. american are really chill with everything exept customs.

BTW, we have justin bieber and drake. you have rebecca black LOL

peace out bro
 
The stereotypical 'canadian accent' is actually the 'Wisconsin and UP of Michigan accent'.
 
saying one tablespoon of tomato sauce is comparable to one tomato... kind of A FUCKING JOKE.

and i'm canadian, i don't say about, i say eh, but i say about, a-bowt. assuming everyone in canada speaks like their from a small town in newfoundland, is like saying ketchup is a vegetable. so very typical americuh.
 
i like you. people condemn us like we're nothing but shadows and dust for being outspoken and mixing things up
 
could you speak up? sorry can't hear you because there's no atmosphere on the moon

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Dear every other country. watch yourself, dont get too lipy.

Well rape your wifes/mothers/daughters/sisters. Then bomb the shit outta you.
 
Why because our government is shitty and gives us a bad name?

People rely to heavily on american stereotypes.

I guess I could just follow suite and call germans nazi's, french pussies, russians communists, mexicans drug dealers and cheap workers, british bad teethed sex-fiends, italians gay, greeks boy-touchers, ect.....but I don't because I don't make assumptions on people from other countries until I go there and actually interact with them...
 
The thing is, the stereotypes people use to make fun of america are becoming more and more applicable, whereas the stereotypes you mention are all rather outdated (germany is very left wing/progressive, russia isn't communist, italians were never gay (lolwut) etc.America is getting fatter and stupider, and is full of fat stupid ignorant fat stupid people.

umad?

 
Dear, muricah

Makes more sense if water freezes at 0 and not 32. I love how Canada raged at muricah after they tried to attack us way back when and we pushed them back so far we burnt down their whitehouse, we came back to Canada after we got bored and got drunk, and partied...
 
Dude...the world is full of fat and stupid people. Im sure there are plenty of immigrants that add to that as well.

For instance, British people make fun of Americans for being fat when in reality they are the third most obese nation in the world.

Canada comes in at 11 too so...
 
dear canada,

im super jealous of your functional alcoholic skills. how you guys can play hockey and eat kraft dinner so well when youre always drunk is beyond me. keep up the good work.

love, 'merica

 
Haha right, America is solely comprised of fat, lazy idiots. Just like Canada is solely comprised of redneck, lumberjack, moose loving hockey players, eh? Don't be so fucking ignorant.
 
youre a vegetable. hey candadians, go have another riot after winning a DIVISION finals playoff hockey series (montreal), cause that makes fucking sense. americas hat is in no position to talk shit
 
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