Danger Wanking

well she told me to come over and i took that trip

and then she pulled out my mushroom tip

and when it came out it went drip drip drip

i didn't know she had the GI joe kung-fu grip

but srsly my friend told me this girl was giving him head, got tired, started giving him a handjob, got tired with one hand and switched to the other, that hand got tired, and went back to giving him head
 
I got beat off in the girls bathroom in middle school and a teacher walked in mid way to yell for some reason then bounce. Then on the ski hill with my ex and a cop showed up and asked what was going on. Then at thanksgiving with my ex when my entire family was there. My mom knocked on the door, heard the chick moaning and said have a good time, let me know when you are done and want some food. All true stories
 
Sex in the gondola at Heavenly, overlooking Lake Tahoe.

Yeah... that's right. THIS ONE.

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I'd consider being an employee of the place, and banging a chick on the 'premises' quite dangerous haha.

But you're kinda right ;)
 
once in seventh grade this chick jacked me off on the coach bus when we were touring Quebec. Our teacer/shaperone person was two seats behind us and prob knew what was goin on

also me and my gf went on a 'nature walk' and got it on on this concrete platform overlooking like four different trails. it was mid day
 
Ooo I have another good one.
I was at a Muse concert a few years ago... and I ran into this one british family... daughter, who was like my age at the time, and her parents. We were front and fucking center aganst the wall, and got sorta separated from her parents by about 10 feet... i was sorta up against her due to the crowd pushing, so she decided to stick her hand down my pants for the entire show.

 
this kid at my school did it in the back of the library
but for me was at the end of a camping trip in the up of michigan in the camprground outhouse
 
hahah my cousin told me a fucking epic combat jack story. they were taking 80 and 120mm mortar fire from iraqi insurgents and had moved down to this bunker, and i guess he was one of the first ones to walk in and there was already a guy jerking it down there. like just jacking off then like 30 soldiers walked in on the poor bastard hahahah
 
also one time my ex gave me a handjob whil we were under on a blanket on her couch. the catch was HER FUCKING DAD was on the other end of the couch. i let her go for a few seconds then i realized how fucked up that was and looked at her and as inconspicuously as possible i was like "what the fuck are you doing!?"
 
another in class one: I was sitting next to this kid in 9th grade, he whips out a doritos bag, consumes said doritos, and uses the bag to get going. after about 10 seconds of hearing the bag crinkle, everyone in class is staring at him, and they all knew (or had a damn good guess) what he was doing. He got sent out of class, and got suspended for 2 weeks.
 
Took $100 in eighth grade to wank and leave it on the bottom of my desk in math.
done nothing crazier in the five years since.
 
i was on a 21 day canoe trip with 20 other dudes and i just walked on top of a cliff and jerked it. i could see the entire camp site, river, rapids... everything
 
I did it with my gf at the time in a tiny dorm room full of my friends at penn state on one of my best friend's (a girl too lol) bed. Seemed like a good idea at the time. no biggie.
 
ive actually always wondered about jerking it while driving. anyone do this? aside from what to do with the "waste" i just feel like it'd be really fucking weird
 
im really just not horny enough to feel the need to do that, same applies to all danger whacking. i'm happy to wait and do it in the comfort of my room with the door closed

and this is coming from a very horny person. i cant imagine how bad some of you danger whackers are...
 
not intentionally. I've had this for a few weeks, and hadn't seen yours til today. Although I did edit mine. I'll change it if it's a huge deal.
 
Yep, done it twice - on long boring trips.
Definitely wasn't easy but with an empty bag of chips and a careful aim I managed to avoid having to buy a new front seat.
I paused when cars/trucks were coming the other way. Not that they could see me, but yeah just seemed kinda weird.
Obviously not the safest thing you can do but the other option was potentially falling asleep from boredom haha.
 
friend of mine wanked it during the SAT's in a bathroom, and for those of you who took the SAT's, a person has to escort you to the bathroom, so he wanked it while a person was waiting on him in the bathroom....
 
lift shack top of mtn cheif. rubbed one out while 80+ winds blew around.. finsihed up and a patrol came in and i was like .. ewww...

also.. hooked up with a fellow liftie at copper in the engine room of the rendavouz chair. CLAIM!
 
alright, so i was sitting in the bathroom when the retarded kid in our school walks in, and hes talking to himself and stuff as usual, but when he went into a stall i started hearing a rubbing sound. it was the most awkward moment of my life. he just kept going for about ten minutes. of course i didnt want to move,because every time anyones in the bathroom with him he freaks out. and theres the one reason i dont use my schools bathrooms anymore, gotta hold that shit in.
 
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