Danger Wanking

Not dangerous in anyway, but disgusting.
In like grade 5, we found out the password for my freinds illegal satelliteand all started jerkin to porn . 1st time i saw proffesional quality porn
 
Kid at my school rubbed one out in the gym, during class... When everybody found out, he freaked out, hit his face on his desk, got a nosebleed and went home. Epic and fucked at the same time.
 
on a mountain biking trip to mont saint an i wanked in the stall and splurged allover the seat (since at that time i hadn't wanked in a couple of weeks the splurge was in excess) while someone was in the stall next to me. i guess its not that dangerous
 
i remember in 6th grade for our camp, i was in a room with about 4 other dudes (in my class) and we all jerked it to sex in the city. Needless to say one of them decided to show their cum to everyone before he washed it off his hand.
 
I heard a story about a couple dudes who jacked it onto one of their friends face when he was asleep...thats a DA FUCK moment.
 
know somebody that went to the bathroom at the movies, one of his friends jacked it into the popcorn and the kid came back and started eating it hahahah
 
LOL thats fucked, but I have a similar one.

Two kids in my class in 10th grade went to Burger King and one of them splooged onto a cheeseburger and gave it to the other kid and he ate it. We never let him forget it.
 
When I was discovering the joy of masturbation, I once fapped slowly in the car going to a chalet we rented up north, Yeap I was in the back of the van with all the luggages hiding me. I didn't even get caught.
 
So, epic story here. It was english 9. It was near the end of the year, so our teacher (badass) let us watch star wars. There was this kid in the class that i dont think i ever heard say anything. You know, that kind of kid.

Anyway, we are watching, and It gets to a scene with some kissing. The weird kid who sits in front of me starts making these weird moaning noises. I dont even want to know, so I just continue watching. The moans begin to escalate, and at that point the whole class is very weirded out.

The kid almost flat out screams, and then gets up, and runs to the bathroom, walking like there is something in his pants. Since it was the second to last day of school, nobody saw this kid, and he doesnt go to our school anymore. /claim
 
Are you implying that the kid was jackin' off? What if he was imagining the big robotic dick R2D2 of going up his ass and accidentally let out a shit because he was opening up for him? You never know with those kids like that...
 
i noticed a chick in a car next to me twittering her twat during a traffic jam once// it was disturbing.. especially since she was a creeper lookin gal.
 
these stories make me feel better about my self, and please be clear if you are having sex or whacking off. Some of these stories would be seriously fucked up if you are whacking rather than fucking.
 
a bunch of us were at my friends and all but one of us went to get food.. the guy that didnt was a douche and no one liked him really and one of my friends wacked it into the bbq sauce in the bathroom then we brought that in to the other guy and all watched him eat jizz bbq sauce with chicken nuggets
 
hahahahaha classic. reminds me of this time at camp when 2 of my friends and i were sharing a bunk and one kid got a boner in his sleep so we all had tons of buttsecks hahahaha it was so hilarious
 
hahaha when i was younger i used to secretly hump chairs in my classroom... i know i wasn't the only girl who did that i mean COME ON.

i used to hump the edges of a lot of things when i was younger.. my mom caught me once it was embarrassing. i was like a fucking dog.

ummm sex? in my car at a lot of different venues.

and dressing room in the mall

and alone..airplane under a blanket/bathrooms/ski lift

 
Under the table in french class. It wasn't a desk but more of a dinner table sorta thing. Didn't get off of course but a good warmup for the broom later.
 
had a friend over for a week. hadn't done it in about 5 days so I went at it downstairs. He was upstairs. Well i heard him walking around the corner into the room I was in RIGHT as I was about to cum. Basically he walked in to me blowing a load into my pants.
 
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