Danger Wanking

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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?
I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories
mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.
friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van
(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)
okay go!
 
bathroom of a place where i got my haircut

my hairdresser looked like pamela anderson

nothing i could do BUT fap
 
I once was crammed in the back of a van with my friend's extended family and realized that my friend's 8 year old nephew was choking the monkey next to me...shit freaked me out
 
While wanking it in my bedroom, I yelled "Hey mom! Come here!" just to see if I could get off in time. That's what I call danger wanking. Man if nothing ever scared you into busting...
 
actually got this thread idea because a friend said he was in his dorm trying to go to sleep and he heard the rhythmic moving of sheets.. so he got up and moved around trying to signal he was still awake and the sheets stopped moving for about 10 seconds. then started up again. Its hard to stop a danger wank.
 
never done the dangerous.
my friend though has: 1. was a the movies with his friend, got bored, left to an empty theater and wanked it all over the seats.2. in middle school, in the back of class there was a pile of beanbags, did the deed while the teacher was teaching.
Fuck theres more but i cant remember.
But just for shits and giggles, my other friend use to live in NC and back in 6th grade this black kid in his class got expelled from his school for fucking a chick during class, she was just sitting on his lap at the back desk riding him, ahaaha
 
7th grade during my english class. completely serious. i was bored as fuck so i put my hand it my pocket and went to work. it was really fucking weird afterward....
 
Hahahaha, wtf thread.

Seriously I've been there done that. Some pretty epic ones, but really? This thread? Come on.

I didn't even know this had a name. Before that I used to love doing things naked. I ain't scurred
 
lol, tried that too, 7th grade, me and my friend thought up this great idea to cut holes on the inside of our sweatshirt pockets. so we could like slip it through. sat in the back corner of class, did it once and it was the most akward thing ever, especially knowing my friend was doing the same thing in his class. fuck that.
i think like the second or third time i ever did it was in 4th grade in the bathroom, the teacher asked why i took so long (probably like 20 minutes) and i just didnt answer.
 
on the balcony (7th or 8th floor) of a hotel I was staying at in Sanya, China. Mid-day with a beach full of people and semi transparent (frosted) window for the railing. the thrill was totally worth it though.

so, international fap sesh /claim
 
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