Danger Wanking

Generation Kill: Combat Jack
I've heard other stories about soldiers stopping and having a combat jack, i think they mention it in the book version of black hawk down
 
when i auto-wank it's usually somewhere safe ...

however if the girlfriend gives me a handjob...
Once in the back of a skibus, we were both "cuddling" under a blanket when suddenly she starts unbuckling my pants.... and you know what follows....
and also once in Luxemburg city, basically it's a bowl shaped citadel with a park in the middle (thus from almost everywhere in the city you can look down into the park) We where there at night when she gave me a handjob on a bench in the middle of the park...

 
lmao to whoever said "solo ride on chairlift"I'd say of straight up sex, the most dangerous spot was at the target parking lot at like 11am on a sunday. It was PACKED with real religious grandma types, and I was in this girls van getting head, and I look over to the car next to us, and I see this grey, curly-headed afro thing, and I see it flip around; its some grandma Agnes character, giving me a real stink eye. Whats worse is she had little grandkids getting in the car with her. I was juuuuusst about to come, but I saw the kids and was like "Alright we're getting the fuck out of here". So I just ate her out on the road, no problem. I'll tell ya, having a girl drive during a back-wrenching orgasm is a sure as shit way to almost get in an accident.As for wanking, I'm thinking that I did it in a tree once at the local library. I was like 12.
 
i was waiting for a thread like this....kinda

lets go...

river

sea

vineyard

mountains

work toilets

school toilets

lounge

forest

beach

many more

this sound slike a lot but it is over a period of about 10 years, its not like a public wanking creep. hahaha

 
There's a girl in my lectures who always is flicking the bean, it would be fine if she was hot (still weird but whatever) but she isn't. She is just some messed up kid who seems to think it is fine to stick her hands down her pants and go at it. Urrrgh!
 
my ex gf gave me a Blow job on a train, then in the train station.

And hand job in borders book store... that was dodgy. i used a giant kids book to like hide behind :') good times.

Then ma other ex we had sex under a bridge in leicester, some guy biked past us was hilarious. he just biked faster.

OH and most disturbing was get wanked off by my ex in a graveyard.... (yes i am that wrong)

but public danger makes everything awesome. I want to cross off sex in a gondola so badly.
 
i just spilt moisturiser all over my lappy key board and i wasnt even wanking. fuck. its in the speakers too
 
Alright, alright.

Me and my boyfriend did it at the top of a ski run in the lifty ski shack. Weren't in too much danger until my back accidentally hit a few switches causing something to turn on and off really fast. You all can use your imagination for that.

True story. It was thrilling until I hit the switches, then it was terrifying. HAHAHA!
 
lolz this just reminded me of this gay kid in 6th grade, supposidly he and some guy who was like 7 years older got caught behind a movie theatre by his friends, and they were all worried cause they didnt want the older kid to get in trouble. the parents knew about it, like everyone at school knew about it, im sure teachers knew, being 6th grade everyone was a dick about it. it must have been so embarassing, he went to another towns junior high, came back for highschool, and he's actually cool as shit now.
 
Yup. Everyone sees her with her hands down her trousers and in her pants. Disgusting. Everyone calls her 'trouser hands'. Haha! makes me feel like I'm gonna vom every time i think about it..
 
back of a car with whole family inside on our way to NC

or literally 4 feet away from my cousin at like 2 in the morning with my laptop
 
clearly you've never gotten one then cuz there bomb. it's like doing the stranger by yourself. the orgasm one can achieve from a handjob is ten times better than what one can do alone, simply because after years of experience alone a man knows how to push the buttons just right. Handjobs throw unpredictability at you and therefore are amazing. especially if you aren't feeling a red badge of courage that day.
 
Got I hope you're kidding. I'm pretty sure I can do it better than any random stranger will. And seriously if you're going to have somebody touch your wiener, man up and get a fucking blow job.

I feel bad for you
 
i lost my virginity to my ex while her brother was upstairs playing xbox and her nan was asleep above us, close to danger wanking i could get really haha, my friend also got his first blowjob at a party and had to lean on the door so we didnt come in, was funny at the time..
 
i feel so much worse for you.

its not about being able to do it "better" as long as you achieve an orgasm. and most handjobs end up being blowjobs or vice versa. I'm sorry your missing out on something so great. maybe your ladies just have the dirty kung-fu grip and don't know how to finesse you to ultimate victory. what a shame.
 
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