"Cute" Ways to ask her?

dude just be straight up and ask her. i guess you could maybe write a poem expressing your love if your one of those types.

GIVE THIS MAN A LADIES MEN INVITE NOW!!!!!!!!!
 
uh, try to hook up with her first. cuz the whole "will you be my girl friend" doesn't seem cool when you have to ask. if she just puts out you know its worth your time. if she gets scared, you molest her.
 
here's what i did with my current girlfriend (of a year and a half)...    sitting in the snow at night at the resort at a hill. fireworks in the sky appear.  we watch them.  i lean in and say "i know how we can make some fireworks of our own."   makeout sesh      after that i ask "hey ____, do you want to be my g.f.?"        worked like a charm.    just follow those easy steps and you'll be right on your way to a successful and happy relationship.    haha   but seriously, they like the "cute" and corny stuff.  
 
send her on a scavenger where every time she finds something theres like a memory of you and her and then a letter to the words will you go out with me and then when she gets all the letters she'll have to unscramble it or something. eh eh pretty cute?
 
ask her out as a hyperthetical, "if i were to ask you out what would you say?"

n then base ur next sentence on her answer

thats an easy way of doing it, cause you can bail out at any time
 
do the wholesquirrel story

okay, i no were old and stuff, but this is a story my mommy told me wen i was little..

1 time there was this squirrel. his name was percy. now he was a very shy squirrel. he wouldnt talk to his own friends very much. now 1 day, when percy was picking nuts from the trees, he saw another squireel. now this was a female squirrel, and she was the most beautiful squirrel he had ever seen. now percy really liked this squirrel, but he couldnt get up the nerve to tell her....................

now U put in wat happens next
 
haha, my friend asked this one girl jenni, who has a really hot body and a 8/10 face out on valentines day, and wrote this hilariously long love poem about her hair and eyes and stuff. it was hilarious.
 
dr shavago, a breeze on the counter, and the bridge on the river quai. a LEAN night!! anyway, i went upstairs, that bitch was BUTT naked, just like i told he she sould be.

tried to make up for it, suckin my dick a little bit. i said, bitch that feel good... but it aint enough. she was like, but, but i just sucked your dick... i said bitch... i dont care!! so she took it to the next level... started jackin me off while she was suckin my thang.
 
Given that he was clearly being sarcastic and you clearly weren't, you made yourself out to be the immature preteen here. But whatever floats your boat.

You could uhm, ask her out on a date. Generally a pretty solid way to start a relationship. If things go well you (surprise!) ask her out again. Boom bop ba choom. I am in a musical mood today.
 
^ this is cute!

I liked the pretend argument idea, the squirrel ones a little wierd but reminds me of big daddy.

you could just start joking around with her and then be like seriously though I like you a lot.
 
roll up windows down all like "git in da car, dont touch nuttin, sit in da car, lets discuss sumtin, either we lovin, or ill see ya tomorra"
 
doesnt matter which words are being spoken... any words can be used in a confident manner... clearly its not something to randomly throw out there, you do it mid conversation

and yes it has worked before
 
I never ever asked my girlfriend of 5 years to be my girlfriend. We just went out, and that was it.

I hate the whole "will you be my girlfriend" thing, and think it's absolutely retarded and corny.
 
Take her out for a nice dinner and then get one desert and share it and then ask.....and hopefully it will result in some tail for ya.
 
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