Cute Girl at the Post Office

13514679:californiagrown said:
false pretenses being that he tells her he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?

I fail to see how that is starting a relationship under false pretenses...

Also "you should go back and ask her out dude" is not at all what i suggested.
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"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was
 
13514683:nocturnal said:
"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was
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you just went full potato.

Im pretty sure that is the purest truth he would say all day haha.
 
13514665:californiagrown said:
Yeah i bet. asking a girl out with a note? really?
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Well I'm thinking it would go over a little better than the last time I tried that with a bank teller I thought was cute.

I wrote a note asking if she wanted to grab a burger/drink down the street after work. I even drew a nice picture of her(stick figure because I suck at drawing)

Anyway I was super nervous, almost shaking(I'm really shy with girls) So I say hey, in a shaky teenage voice. Then I casually slip her the note trying to so hard to be cool and casual like all the dudes in the movies that always get the chicks.

Anyway, it went like shit. She screamed, ducked down while hitting the button necklace around her neck. And alarm went off. People started screaming and freaking out, I looked around and saw a guard walking out from a back room and I just bolted. I didn't know what the fuck happened or where I was going, just knew I was getting the fuck out of there.

I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON is pounding in my head, not that I would have had time to think about much since all this shit was happening so fast and I'm in fight or obviously going to go with flight mode.

Anyway, I only made it about 10 feet from the door before I got tased. It was all a blur and I almost don't remember but thankfully somebody filmed it on their fucking cellphone so I had more evidence of me getting dropped by a taser, smashed into the ground, and then cuffed and taken away. Oh yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough I pissed my pants at some point during this ordeal. So I got hauled away and held in my pee pants. Great fucking day right?

When they read the note in question, they came over to the holding cell, told me it was my "lucky day" and released me. Told me "Maybe find a better way to ask girls out in the future" as if to be funny or witty in some douche bag way.

Lucky me, finally muster up the courage to ask this girl out and I end up scaring the fuck out of her and about 10 other strangers, get tased, pee my pants, and thrown in jail. I'm sticking to the internet from now on.
 
13514679:californiagrown said:
false pretenses being that he tells her he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?

I fail to see how that is starting a relationship under false pretenses...

Also "you should go back and ask her out dude" is not at all what i suggested.
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I'm not arguing with you, that wasn't the not a false pretense part, waiting for a empty room or short line, to mail a fake letter is. But that set aside, you wrote out in a longer detail what I said. I said to go back and ask her out in person, I also said under that post to say he thought she was cute and wanted to take her out. See op easy as pie
 
13514687:AlsoKnownAs said:
Well I'm thinking it would go over a little better than the last time I tried that with a bank teller I thought was cute.

I wrote a note asking if she wanted to grab a burger/drink down the street after work. I even drew a nice picture of her(stick figure because I suck at drawing)

Anyway I was super nervous, almost shaking(I'm really shy with girls) So I say hey, in a shaky teenage voice. Then I casually slip her the note trying to so hard to be cool and casual like all the dudes in the movies that always get the chicks.

Anyway, it went like shit. She screamed, ducked down while hitting the button necklace around her neck. And alarm went off. People started screaming and freaking out, I looked around and saw a guard walking out from a back room and I just bolted. I didn't know what the fuck happened or where I was going, just knew I was getting the fuck out of there.

I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON is pounding in my head, not that I would have had time to think about much since all this shit was happening so fast and I'm in fight or obviously going to go with flight mode.

Anyway, I only made it about 10 feet from the door before I got tased. It was all a blur and I almost don't remember but thankfully somebody filmed it on their fucking cellphone so I had more evidence of me getting dropped by a taser, smashed into the ground, and then cuffed and taken away. Oh yeah, and if that wasn't bad enough I pissed my pants at some point during this ordeal. So I got hauled away and held in my pee pants. Great fucking day right?

When they read the note in question, they came over to the holding cell, told me it was my "lucky day" and released me. Told me "Maybe find a better way to ask girls out in the future" as if to be funny or witty in some douche bag way.

Lucky me, finally muster up the courage to ask this girl out and I end up scaring the fuck out of her and about 10 other strangers, get tased, pee my pants, and thrown in jail. I'm sticking to the internet from now on.
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Oh, hi there Artie Lang.
 
13514683:nocturnal said:
"he came back because he thinks she is pretty and funny and wants to grab a coffee/froyo/etc with here?"

yeah it was
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It's the dobler-dahmer theory. If she is interested in him, she will find it cute. If not, TallT is a dahmer. Pretty simple.
 
I googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.
 
13514709:TallxT said:
I googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.
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explain how you found out she has the ultimate thirst
 
13514696:californiagrown said:
he has the exact same story.
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Damn. I honestly don't think I ever heard it. With all the shit in the news today with terrorism and notes it was a pretty easy for anyone to roll down that path based off OP's situation though.

I guess I can't use that in my stand up routine now. Unless I add a mexican accent.(that I did see)
 
13514709:TallxT said:
I googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.
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pics are still required.
 
send your mom a care package or something dude. Do NOT social media creep. There's no shot "Hey, i googled your name that you sort of inadvertently told me in order to find out if you have a boyfriend, saw you didn't and thought I'd audition" sounds good to anyone in any context.

Just conjure a reason to go in to the post office, and speak to her organically, and just seem genuine and tell her you think she's attractive and you feel like you're clicking and go for it. Going facebook route after the fact makes you seem socially awkward or unsure of yourself in my opinion.

Some people might think that asking someone out when they're at work is tacky, but I think other people love the idea of their mundane, awful, soul sucking daily life being interrupted by someone making a respectful pass at them.

Good luck
 
13514444:skiforsam said:
the package is just a bunch of boxes and theres really nothing there. then when she says "whats with all the boxes?" you can slyly remark, "I've been through so many boxes, and now i want to experience yours"
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13514540:TallxT said:
you're good at spinning positives. big ups

She's from puerto rico and moved to NY semi-recently, so I feel like she has never been skiing.
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Does she have a phatty?
 
13514709:TallxT said:
I googled more because the internet is easier than girls. Basically this girl has the ultimate thirst and would undoubtedly accept my courting regardless of mechanism. But now I am weary of getting her involved with my life. The internet, sigh, love it and hate it.
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Story of my life, too much internet for us. Using social media gets you good and bad information, but thats information that you shouldn't know that early, better to go as soon as you can to the post office and get the shit done, if not anxiety will kill you.
 
13514983:_salty_ said:
Op I actually want to hear if you asked her out today.
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Leaving in about 20min for work, gonna stop at the post office on my way. I actually do need to ship some stuff again (thanks to people for buying gear from me). So yeah, I hope she is working cause I'm gonna ask her for her number or suggest that we spend some time together.

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doesn't get more romantic than craigslist missed connections

also good luck op. Take her out to dinner and tell her she's first class. Afterwards make it a priority to show her your standard package, but if she's overweight tell her to handle with care because you're fragile.
 
13514359:a_pla5tic_bag said:
Address a package to her and hand it to her to ship out, obviously there's no reason for her to actually ship it so she'll open it right then and there. Someone else is gonna have to come up with what to put inside.
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Have you ever seen the movie neighbors. Make a mold of your penis and give her a dildo molded after your penis.

or go back to the post office go up to her say i lost something her. She will ask what did you lose? and your answer will be i lost you number.
 
13514689:nocturnal said:
I'm not arguing with you, that wasn't the not a false pretense part, waiting for a empty room or short line, to mail a fake letter is. But that set aside, you wrote out in a longer detail what I said. I said to go back and ask her out in person, I also said under that post to say he thought she was cute and wanted to take her out. See op easy as pie
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What you did is say "dude it'd be cool to fly". What I did, is draw up blueprints for an airplane.

And yet you are trying to claim credit as the inventor of this proverbial airplane.
 
13515072:SterlingArcher said:
doesn't get more romantic than craigslist missed connections

also good luck op. Take her out to dinner and tell her she's first class. Afterwards make it a priority to show her your standard package, but if she's overweight tell her to handle with care because you're fragile.
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Haha this is great
 
13515061:TallxT said:
Leaving in about 20min for work, gonna stop at the post office on my way. I actually do need to ship some stuff again (thanks to people for buying gear from me). So yeah, I hope she is working cause I'm gonna ask her for her number or suggest that we spend some time together.
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updates?
 
I had a thing for my bank teller once. I found him on Myspace (this was a while back). I messaged, he responded and said he liked me too but that it would have been against their policy to contact me outside of being at work since bank info is supposed to be private/confidential.

We went out on a date. He turned out to be a bible humper so I introduced him to my friend instead. They dated for a while.
 
13514638:nocturnal said:
but you thought she was cute and want to ask her her out for _______ date.
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13514654:californiagrown said:
you thought she was super pretty and funny the other day and you had no other way to get in contact with her.

Then ask if she would like to grab a coffee/ froyo/burger around the corner after her shift or on a break.
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No I invented the airplane you just put more bells and whistles on my model. Jesus the whole point of this was a joke because you posted tyat directly under my posts saying the same thing. I don't give shit just thought it was funny.
 
awww I hope it all worked out for you!!

Also, AKA, that picture made me cry in the middle of class today. That's incredibly perfect. I thoroughly enjoyed the subtle "Tom Wallisch, 420 Newschoolers Way."
 
UPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.
 
13515713:TallxT said:
UPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.
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ill buy a 5 panel for the cause
 
13515713:TallxT said:
UPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.
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This whole thing is too cute.

Stay golden ponyboy
 
13515713:TallxT said:
UPDATE: I just so amped up on the way to the post office. Blasting the latest 2 chainz mixtape in my bosscorde. feeling hella fly in my field jacket, hair down and I brushed my teeth before I left (lol). I'm ready to fuckin go into the post office, and I didn't pack up the shirts cause I was giving myself more time by needing to pack them up in there aka more opportunity to converse and work me way to asking for her number. anyway I walk up in this place and I'm afraid to look at the counter to see if she is there. I just jet straight for the boxes, then after i grab the boxes I get the courage to look, and she isn't even working. So- we're all left with a to be continued. I need to find more shit to ship out, fuck.
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You could always try to make her think you're a baller by throwing around large chunks of change. The maximum denomination you can purchase a USPS money order for is $1,000. Go buy 10 $1,000 money orders, then simply take them elsewhere and cash them. It will cost you a bit, but you can throw around large amounts of money easily. Plus, it adds an air of mystique to you. What do you need an anonymous form of payment for in such a large amount? Are you buying drugs? Automatic weapons? Trading in illegal antiquities?

Boom. You've just made yourself interesting.
 
13515725:iFlip said:
You could always try to make her think you're a baller by throwing around large chunks of change. The maximum denomination you can purchase a USPS money order for is $1,000. Go buy 10 $1,000 money orders, then simply take them elsewhere and cash them. It will cost you a bit, but you can throw around large amounts of money easily. Plus, it adds an air of mystique to you. What do you need an anonymous form of payment for in such a large amount? Are you buying drugs? Automatic weapons? Trading in illegal antiquities?

Boom. You've just made yourself interesting.
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It would only cost you $30

Possibly 15 actually. Not sure if 1k is the cut off for it being 1.5 or less.
 
13515724:AlsoKnownAs said:
This whole thing is too cute.

Stay golden ponyboy
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I'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.
 
13514631:Julius_Steezer said:
1) walk into post office and seek her out

2) ask her if she can help you out with a large package

3a) if she says yes, follow through with the innuendo and whip out your dick

3b) if she says no/directs you to another counter then thank her for her help, go home and have a sadness wank

If you choose 3a...

4a) she's amazed and things go great

4b) get some friends in on it so you have an airtight alibi for the upcoming sexual harassment case
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dude, that is super weird. she will wonder why you didn't go to the other counter when she clearly directed you there, 3b should clearly be, go said large package counter and pull out you dick, only way to make it normal and cute
 
13515739:TallxT said:
I'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.
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when them whale tail hats drop again I'll give ya another reason to drop by the post office
 
13515739:TallxT said:
I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.
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Maybe try going back on the same weekday(and time) you did the first time you met her? Odds are she works a set schedule or a similar schedule week to week!
 
13515749:nutz. said:
when them whale tail hats drop again I'll give ya another reason to drop by the post office
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yo yes, tomorrow!

13515750:Mingg said:
Maybe try going back on the same weekday(and time) you did the first time you met her? Odds are she works a set schedule or a similar schedule week to week!
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You think I can't wait a week? HA
 
13515739:TallxT said:
I'm painfully innocent. This is the tru tall t dan yall are getting to experience in this NSG thread.

I might have a chance to go to the post office again tomorrow but its a small chance. Friday is more plausible.
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I feel the same way I do if I see a stray cat. Not that I'm going to leave a bowl of gross food out for you, stroke you, or try and take you home, but just that innocence and wishing the best for the cat.

I was thinking of bambi earlier.

You remind me of one of my friends, JAYTRON on here though he hasn't posted in probably 6 years, and I haven't seen him in real life in about as much. I don't think he would have ever had the balls to return to the post office.

Good luck man! The internet is routing for you. Win or loose we're here for ya! If this turns into a thing and you end up getting married I sure hope we'd all be invited. Although I'd probably just come for the free booze honestly.
 
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