Crystal Mountain 2011-2012

FACT: CRYSTAL WILL OPEN NOV. 9th.

FACT: IT WILL RAIN LAST WEEK IN OCT.

FACT: CRYSTAL DON'T GIVE A FUCK

FACT: CRYSTAL DON'T CARE IF YOU GET SO MANY CORE SHOTS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BASE LEFT.

FACT: CRYSTAL IS OWNED BY A PIECE OF SHIT

FACT: IF YOU EARN A WAGE AT CRYSTAL YOU WILL BE VIEWED AS A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN BY MANY OF THE PATRONS.

FACT: WORKING AT CRYSTAL DOES NOT EARN YOU ANY RESPECT, FROM ANYONE*

FACT: IF YOU WORK AT CRYSTAL AND THINK THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL SOMEONE THEY CAN'T TAKE A TREE UP THE GONDOLA YOU ARE A SHIT BAG.

FACT: ONE OF MY ROOMMATES IS A HILARIOUS FAILURE AT LIFE.

FACT: ANOTHER ROOMMATE IS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT AND HAS A HOT BRITISH ACCENT.

FACT: FUCK YOU
 
Yes & Yes.

FACT: Tyler Cincinnati is a pre-madonna who won't ski unless he's being filmed because he is obsessed with looking at himself on his Macbook.
 
Billy: I agree with most of these. Sucks the terrain is so awesome.

Totes: Not sure if serious, he has an ego but kills it so whatev. Just trying to pursue his passion.

Congrats to those who got hired today! Can't wait to start off the season.
 
Yah man, mostly joking. He slays. I've just never seen him without a filmer, which is cool and all, but sometimes I think you just gotta shred.
 
I heard that while crystal mountain skiers are pooping on their ineffectual toilets they often play footsie to indicate desire to fuck eachother in the ass with slalom poles and rub eachother out through their fag bags~
 
lol makes no difference to me man. Just trying to keep this thread going with mostly positive vibes. Scott and Billy are just white noise by now.
 
Crystal just needs to specialize in having resort quality features. Maybe contract out Snow Park Technologies to take care of their features and get creative. All the ritzy resorts like Sun Valley are doing it. That way when I ski with the family I could take a couple laps on a clean park since no one else there hits it. Also keep everything at crystal urban or gap on so the gappers stay off.
 
I'm fine with gapers hitting boxes straight, it's when they ride over the lips that I get annoyed. How about a park pass?
 
So we do that on our own. Just tell people not to ride over and destroy the lips. And if some prick flips a shit, tell him to go shove his ski pole up his ass
 
Like half inch. Better than nothing I guess. I was up yesterday for orientation and it pissed rain all day. The little snow they had up top melted away.
 
What up guys and ladies? I am working at crystal again this winter and look forward to loading all of you onto northway and three all season long. as far as the park goes, Russ is running things this year, the park will be at least half the size. with much easier features. ibe been told that it will have much more flow and less flat spots. there will also be a few more beginner features on disco.
 
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http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=46.93150988336929&lon=-121.48269653320312&site=sew&smap=1&marine=0&unit=0&lg=en

It's coming ;)
 
Veterans Day: Snow after 10am. Temperature rising to near 30 by 11am, then falling to around 21 during the remainder of the day. Breezy, with a southwest wind 15 to 18 mph increasing to between 23 and 26 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of 2 to 4 inches possible.

Friday Night: Snow showers. Low around 19. Breezy, with a west wind between 24 and 29 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible.

Saturday: Snow likely. Cloudy, with a high near 22. West southwest wind around 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible.

Saturday Night: Snow. Low around 18. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of 2 to 4 inches possible.

Sunday: Snow showers. High near 26. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of less than one inch possible.

Sunday Night: Snow showers likely. Cloudy, with a low around 21.

- could be a foot over the weekend with some luck
 
"The snow and cold weather arrived Friday afternoon delivering 4-6". There was a break in the system this morning but it has started snowing again and is expected to keep falling most of the weekend. The forecast for this week looks really good too! With that being said, it's possible we could open anytime after this Wednesday so start clearing your schedule! Updated: 11/12/11 12:20 p.m."

Anytime after Sunday, soo much stoke. Hopefully I can make it out to both crystal and baker, if not then sorry crystal :(
 
if for some reason it doesnt open this weekend i might try to bring some rails up to jib a bit on saturday
 
same here. but i will hopefully ski regardless, it would just be easier with lift access instead of hiking
 
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