Crazy last names

[Elife]

so im sitting here, listening to the radio and tiny dancer by elton john comes on and it hits me, the bastards last name it JOHN, thats so weird yet i never noticed (Mr. John) also theres a guy who ran for selectboard in my town named Richard Trickle (dick is short for richard if u didnt know) how bout that?

what other weird names are out there?

 

[pat-rickdaigle]

mike hunt

 

[eheath]

Ben Dover, there really is a kid named that in my town.

 

[Shadows]

its "sir" elton john

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

i was about to say that one, but i dont know someone who actually has it.

 

[skiwoj]

when i was in nc this summer there was a guy running fer sherrif named larke plyler, and then some chick running fer something else named crystal crump

 

[pbplaya69]

Oliver Clothsoff not sure if its real but it would be real funny

 

[Edward.]

muslim kidshave really wierd names such as

moutaz alebdazzragdad

that is a real name, its a kid that goes to my school

 

[freestyler540]

Dereck Butts.

Its true he's married to my cousin.

 

[hartig]

i actually know a kid whos name is that

 

[garrett.]

kabir - bajabilamila....the packers de oor dlinemen

 

[lalalalaura]

I know a guy named Caepher Pink. and there's a girl my friend knows named Anita Bathe.

 

[Elife]

how bout al pakya....

 

[garrett.]

i mean Gbaja-Biamila Kabeer

 

[GingerKid08]

my last name is 'La Goo'

 

[ThePoopSock]

some kid i new name was richard johnson, aka dick johnson

 

[1-pippin]

there is this kid at my school named witwer, we make fun of him and beat him up because of it.

 

[seemeski]

Bud Tugly would be a shitty name, I have yet to meet someone named that.

 

[lalalalaura]

You know what would be a funny name? Terd Ferguson. ha! terd ferguson!

 

[Elife]

my cousin has a friend named shithead (shi-theed)

 

[sKILOve07]

abukar mohammed

jack knopff

that's all i can think of at the moment

 

[jibjim]

Justin Time

 

[sKILOve07]

oh my best friend was going to be named jenna till, but then they realized that saying it fast sounded bad

 

[t3shellvenom]

my last name is sulmanis, wtf is that?

 

[Ruski]

our districts middle school president's name is ted ferguson, hehe

 

[hucker22]

Tugnut from the avalanche

there was a thing about wierd last names on the man show

 

[Elife]

snl celebrity jeopardy is the funniest thing I have ever seen.... "I'll take the rapists for 500 hundred alex"

"Thats therapists Mr. Connery"

 

[1-pippin]

oh yeah this kid i know is like chinese or some shit and his last name is kok and it sayed like cock, and his sisters name is actually like seriously ada(spelling?) whatever but her name is sayed like ate a cock!

 

[Elife]

^congrats on hitting onethousand

 

[KeegLove]

I.P. Freely....tehehehe

 

[lalalalaura]

oh yeah?! well our town's mayor's name is Clint Hames, and me and my friends are going to send him a shirt that says "I'm Clint Hames, bitch"

 

[Ruski]

clint hames...hah, funny, that pause there wasnt a joke im sad to say i actually had to think for a moment

 

[aoe]

Friend knows someone named Crystal Lier.... middle name shanda

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

giray dadali....my dads name is ali dadali so its like dad then ali and my dads name is ali....weird

 

[KWagner]

Theres a kid who goes to my old high school named Andrew Alex Pencil. Aka, Drew A. Pencil. Hes cool.

 

[timmi]

im pritty sure i have the only last name in the world with a W and a Y in it

Dwyer

 

[lalalalaura]

what about Tom Sawyer?

 

[oakjewlery]

my uncles name is richard finkboner and my parents know someone named harry johnson. mr. johnson used to be there gym teacher in high school

 

[jimmychung]

there's a kid in my town named alex boehner, pronounced "bayner", but whenever we had a substitute teacher the would pronounce it "boner" and we'd all laugh or asses off.

 

[timmi]

touche. funny i didnt realize that. i love that song/hate that book(huck finn)

 

[jholer2]

i know a kid named peter long. its a pretty good name to have in the phone book.

 

[hartig]

what about harry weiner? my moms friend had a professor in college with that name. he musta got soo much shit

 

[Lateralis]

theres a guy in our phonebook whos last is stoner. in the pb it says E. Stoner

 

[hartig]

woulda been better if it was A. Stoner

 

[kickerlicker]

i know two mother fuckers with the same last name mcdowell but they are not related kind of wierd i thought

 

[skogenjake]

kuczeruk...thats my last name.

 

[Nivrittam]

hahahahahah what nationality is that?

 

[ski-or-die]

Randy Breeder he's the fire-chief in my town

 

[hartig]

mines hartig if no one noticed. haha

 

[skogenjake]

that not nearly as bad.

ukrainian last names are worse than polish or any other hard one usually.

 

[hartig]

haha true, but its clearly german. people sometimes ask me what nationality i am on purpose. its very stupid and annoying