Crazy last names

oh yeah there is this company in my town(fort collins) called stoner company, i think its like building or something to do with houses. but they all have trucks they drive around that say STONER in big letters on the side. and we always go to the subway right next to it for lunch alot, and when people come out of the stoner building we make fun of them.
 
kid on my lacrosse team in highschool had the name Mike Hawk

the students went crazy everytime he scored a goal and his name was announced.
 
well, i know of a few books with weird names...

"Golden Streams" by I.P. Freely

"Ten Miles To The Outhouse" by Will E. Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont.

nah, i got nothin.
 
i know someone who's last name's weiner. pronounced winer though. well at least HE thinks that's how you say it.
 
i dunno, i cant think now. BUt I'm working in an office now, and the councilmen's last name is Franczyk, pronounced Fran-zack. I dunno, internships suck.
 
I had a teacher once names Mrs. Semen in grade 3, and then changed her last name, it took me 2 years of sex ed to figure out why she changed her last name.
 
we have a Mr. Seamon who teaches math at my school..hes a douche who loves magic cards even though hes like 35
 
There was a kid in our school named Gabe Ascher.(say it out loud a few times) He won the superlative for best name.
 
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