Cork 1 now possible

The 1 nose tap was fuckin sick but i think it seems really cork because the jump take off was really slanted.
 
At what point did his feet go above his head? Oh that's right, they never did.

Aside from the argument if cork 180s exist or not, this wasn't even close to being anything but a shitty 180 from a kid who tried really hard not to bail. Apparently this kid also loves to come out of rails early as well as doing accidental tricks.

The problem with this is that when you include something in an edit of yourself, you're claiming that you can do the trick on purpose, with your abilities. This video and thread is the painful truth that this kid cannot.

Let the following be a lesson to all the jackass wanna-bees out there; the next time you or a friend of yours decide on creating "exposure" for yourself, make sure you don't look like such a jackass. This is just embarrassing.
 
Oh and that last shot of the switch 9 was not double cork or even double wobble.... even though no one said it was intended to be presented that way, I know for certain that you kids claim that it was. Just putting it to a stop now before that kid in the video thinks his shitty switch 9 to double hand drag was anything more but a shitty switch 9 to double hand drag....

he has potential that's for sure but it isn't going to help him with all the stupid-ass yes-kids following him around praising him for every BS trick that they claim he pulled off.

get some different friends or at least different people to ski with. these kids you're friends with now are fucking retarded and they make you look bad.
 
Kids like you are killing this sport. Do you even know what makes a corked spin? You show me at what point in that 180 his feet are above his head (which is what makes a corked spin you jackass) and I'll say he did a cork 180...

.... which is something laurent favre came closest to doing in Skimatic. A ski film that I doubt you stupid kids have even heard of.
 
The jump was really slanted for the cork one... I would give it a sorta (mehhh) and it was awkward as fuck you have to admit
 
so wait... he's killing the sport why? Because his definition of a trick is flawed/different from yours?

SOUNDS LIKE YOU JELLY
 
pretty sure a cork is just an off-axis spin leaned back...not inverted. d-spins are inverted.

and before you accuse me of not having heard of skimatic, i've seen it.
 
Just wondering, at 2:56, what is the flip? It's a double of some sort, I'm just looking for the name.
 
You are seriously stupid. Moreover, you do not even know what a cork is.

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So what would you call this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUTG5lRG2U

Look you kids can go around calling everything you do "cork" from shitty 180 attempts to jerking off your pets, but that doesn't make it cork. The bright side is that the sport is becoming saturated with idiots so no one will notice when you're claiming like a jackass. It was my motherly instinct to guide you blobs of flesh, not hate... you kids just piss me off sometimes.
 
I would call that a fucking cork 9, and stop being so damn concerned about the difference between a cork and an invert. Idiots like you can argue all day over shit that they can't even do
 
Jeeze well you better tell all those kids who think its an invert...

But you have a point. Let's just screw it and let kids call tricks whatever they want. It'd be like the x-games everyday!

"Sweet rodeo 3 bro!"

Man that'd be such a cool group to hang with...

 
Ahhh, the IRONY!!!!!

I just have two questions for you:

1. How did you fit enough stuff up your asshole to send you into the butthurt bitch frenzy you seem to be stuck in?

2. Why do you even care what other people label ski tricks, and how does this even affect you?
 
edit in OP's post reminds me of that Lolo seg.... really cool skiing... that rodeo five where he goes from safety to (opp?) japan is the first rodeo I've seen in probably four years that I've actually cared about, haha

and fuck whoever was bitching about him 'coming off early' from rails... that shit looked intentional enough to me. Can't wait to see how that dude progresses.
 
1. I don't put things up my asshole, I have a pussy you know.

2. When the X-Games comes around and Uncle E is butchering trick names, you can ask yourself the same question.
 
It's widely recognised that a cork does not involve your feet rising above your head during the trick, it would then be a D-spin.

You seem to have some anger issues, why is this so?
 
I have watched that edit numerous times and never even thought of that cork 1. I´m not surprised though since Leigh is the sickest skier around!

And to whoever it was who said the OP video wasn´t a cork 180 because his feet wasn´t over his head: Corks arn´t inverts. To me corks are spins angled 45- 90 degrees
 
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