Coolest things in dorm rooms

bryanw

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yo wat is the coolest thing you've seen or heard of in someones dorm room cuz i'm looking for some awesome things to do. .
i've heard of having pets, poker tables/pong tables, dart boards and shit like that whats something fresh ns? you kno whats good
 
dart board is a bad idea unless you are good enough to never miss the board, or have wall-colored toothpaste.

 
DO NOT get a dart board.

NO.

dont fucking do it.

my sister had a friend almost bleed out entirely while she was in college (drunk, dart to neck)

build a dance floor. like a sick one. you can find tutorials on the internet on how to make one with lights and shit that is synchronized to music for like $200

also consider installing a wet bar, swimming pool, tennis court, movie theator and private airstrip for maximum college enjoyment.
 
you must have at least one of the following:

vape

portable basketball hoop with nerf ball

gumball machine

pinball machine

a glorious quiver of skis visible to all who enter

roll-out putting green with built in hole (shoots back ball as well)

dumbbells

christmas lights
 
more than you, you dirty ginger. i would say the same for you and your mum, but im still trying to decide whether shes a guy or not. or was that your dad?
 
nah, my dad is the one who finished 282nd in a field of 1,000 in a sprint triathlon today and my mom is the one competing in the triathlon tomorrow morning. kinda easy to tell them apart.
 
shouldn't you be doing something else besides hate whoring on other members?

maybe become less glued to your monitor?

 
i hope that works haha my brother got his bike stolen out of a lock in his first week at school. I TOTALLY HATE THIEVES
 
Sick speakers is a plus. I stayed in relatively nice dorms my freshmen year, we had a lot more space then conventional college dorm room. So some people were able to fit couches in there rooms which was a huge + as people had somewhere to actually sit.
 
Cover your entire wall with 30 rack cut outs... and have a dope ass stereo, xbox, and if your really baller like a popcorn machine. i've seen it.
 

A friend of mine has a really sweet dorm room, he's got a mini fridge + microwave/combi oven, 2 couches that fold out to a bed, crazy surround sound and 3 subwoofer that go so loud they can vibrate a glass off the table in the rooms below and above him ....
he also has a really sweet rocking chair ...
 
Last year we had a couch

No other freshmen could fit a couch in their room.

We would walk up to girls and say "Hey, we have a couch, wanna see it?"

They would come back to our room

If the didn't, we would say "It isn't fire retardant"

Then some of the others would come back.....

This year we are getting a stripper pole, our couch, and a fuck station
 
My buddy that goes to UVM built a mini ramp in there room. Thing was pretty sick but eventually they got caught and had to put it in like a storage area. Still could ride it but they had to walk down the stairs after that.
 
i think its time somebody posts the video about how to stock your fridge to get you many women, and its also important to have a big tv, some sound, and xbox/ps3 optional, n64 with super smash= drunken necessity

fuck it ill do it

 


I'm stoked for my dorm room.

I';ll be living with my friend and two czecks, and we'll have a VCR! and a blender! and a hammock and and and, and tons of babes....
 
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