Last year we had a couch
No other freshmen could fit a couch in their room.
We would walk up to girls and say "Hey, we have a couch, wanna see it?"
They would come back to our room
If the didn't, we would say "It isn't fire retardant"
Then some of the others would come back.....
This year we are getting a stripper pole, our couch, and a fuck station