Coolest place that you have had sex

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danger fucking is the best.

my coolest...

on a lounge next to my pool, I don't have neighbors so yeahhhh...

girls room with both of her parents home

beach at night

least cool...

back of my nissan (se)xterra with the seats folded down (hard plastic)

shower (slipped and fell on my back receiving a solid head-butt from the girl)

and the absolute worst,

my dorm room, my roommate was a dick and would walk in and turn on the lights, tv, and sit down at his desk if i had a girl in bed, haha, it did make for some funny stories. oh, and if you talked into the electrical outlets which were right at the head of the bed it made a perfect tunnel into the neighboring room so my drunk neighbors would yell the creepiest shit into my room in the middle of the act.
 
I managed about 2 feet, her bed was against the wall and her dad was sleeping on the couch. Catch is there's a window between us in the wall that was open. Never has a quieter fuck taken place in the history of the world.

But as far as cool places go just a hot tub...
 
it's kind of become my gf and my "thing" haha.

edge of 100ft cliff over a river while watching northern lights.

on a raft in the middle of a lake.

out fishing while i still was trolling.

lake louise gondola

road head while driving a friends lambo that i got to use for a special occasion.

on a paddle boat

ex gf's v card taken in back of my car in a gun club's parking lot

side note - lake louise owns a gondola that was a california ski resorts gondola previously, which a porno was filmed in.
 
noooooooooooooooo... fucking in water sucks. It's damn near impossible to get it in, then it feels like you're fucking the gym floor all, squeaky and shit. Ugh, no thanks.

Floaties are bombtrack though- When you sort of put your feet up on the other side, raise your body to the surface and let the bubbles tickle everything while she goes down on you... Aggressively. It's as if she had a million tiny hands, all doin' work.

You know you want a floaty.
 
Luxemburg city, in the middle of town, in the park down in the citadel, basically the entire city looks down onto this park ...

knowing that 1/5 inhabitants of Luxemburg (country) live in Luxemburg (city)

that's quite badass, this implies i basically did the dirty in front of 1/5th of the entire country's population :)
 
that's on my bucket list dude!

if this is a legit certified claim, i'll give you an e-HighFive !
 
camping in the high rockies of colorado, we found a river on a perfectly sunny nice day, and a sandy beach-like alcove with towels tanning naked and we fucked for like 2 hours too soo epic.
 
Legit. In it, and also convinced a girl to climb up to the top of the first tower in the summer time and have sex on the little maintenance walkway. This was the old Lionshead Gondola. The first tower was at the top of the black face of Bwana. Pretty sure that the tower was over 75 feet high, but being at the top of the steep face of Bwana made it seem like you were at the top of the Eiffel Tower. Bless you Lori Mercurio, wherever you are.

PS: Old Gondola seats were way uncomfortable. The new Gondola seats are like a couch in comparison, and they run it at night so my guess is that many people have done it. The only good things about the old Gondola was that there was a makeshift stripper pole in the middle, providing great leverage; and it was slow, taking over 20 minutes to get to the top. The new Gondola gets to the top in half the time so you would really have to hurry. :-/
 
Lifeguard tower on the beach in Greece.

Front yard of my house

50 yard line of a football field (astroturf sucks btw...)

Graveyard

 
Her brother broke his wrist so while he was getting it looked at we snuk into the womens room at the hospital and banged one out. At one point I sat on the toilet and the climbed aboard... kinda weird but it was sweet at the same time.
 
if i ever get road head in a lambo I will be able to live out the rest of my days as a satisfied man no matter what happens to me in life.
 
when mine or her parents are in the next room over is when i get most of my jobs done... didnt think it was that big a deal. just lame sometimes cuz i have to keep her quiet. but other than that thought it was pree normal.

id have to say car sex. and BJ in Whis gondola.
 
jacked it in a out house at camp 100 feet from my councilors tent with sunscreen if that counts for anything... but got a bj on my bed for best with someone else, oh to be 15...
 
my uncle used to live in my neighborhood, but his house burned down. The kitchen was okay though, so I got an old garage sale mattress and kept it in there, and fucked a couple girls there, in a burned out squathouse
 
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