Coolest place that you have had sex

I know that. My username is based on the jokes here. But I had a shitty day at work, and sometimes you're just not in the mood for that bullshit.
 
It's cool.

And actually, after posting that, I was thinking about why the girl who had the username Ball_Licker honestly gives a flying fuck about what some 15 year old on the internet thinks about her sex life, and I think what it comes down to is whether or not someone's joking. My usernames = jokes. When someone says "Disregard females, acquire currency" or "make me a sandwich" or "pee in her butt," it's not offensive because they're not serious and we all know that. When someone just says, "wow, whore" or whatever when 938745938475 other guys posted similar stories, it's annoying and I'll call you out for it.
 
Also can I just mention how badly I wanted to use the term flying fuck in this thread and in this context. Ten points.
 
in the bed of my truck on top of a mountain at sunset.

and i got a bj on a chairlift at reggaefest. best fest ever
 
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we ditched a bar, to go bang in an ally just off of a main boulevard in montreal. came back to the party with some smiles.
 
got blown on a golf course in the middle of the night, other than that i really like beds so it does not get much crazier for me
 
Eeh its epic, buty ou know how disney world is full of kids, well you had sex tgere and im suspicious... Hahahahahaha nah jk. But for real im 15 so not many cool places since i cant drive/go to bars yet... So the coolest i guess is in my school bathrooms.
 
That's a myth, you can indeed have sex underwater. I've had sex in the waves at the beach while surrounded by many many people. Not like an arms length away, but we certainly weren't the only ones on the beach.

But more on topic, in a canoe on a lake, sitting on the edge of a 300 foot quarry, parked in the truck on the side of the turnpike at night.
 
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