Coolest place that you have had sex

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Park_Ranger

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not sure if this is a re-post, but i don't really care. title says it all...
on a caribbean beach under the stars. it was ill
 
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if we are doing oral, in france in a suite on a balcony....

dwarf jerked me off in a club once
 
Here's a step by step guide on how to do it.

1. Wait for everyone to start gathering in the middle of the park for fire works.

2. take your time, try to be the last ones to leave the farthest part of the park

3. Find deserted bathroom

4. ???????

5. Profit
 
half true, the club was actually the basement of a house party, but they had a legit dj there and there was bouncers so it was like a club
 
just joking, I just had sex with shredthegnarnia while in the turntable.fm/newschoolers room
 
hahah that's fucking hliarious, props dude

nothing's jumping out at me.. beach is pretty cool i guess but other than than it looks like i need to work on banging in cool places huh
 
Kids have never heard of the Mile Hile club? Christ, theres really only one way to do it.

 
in the stairwell of a hotel, in a field next to said hotel, on a dock on the river as the sun came up over the horizon, on the stage where we perform our water ski shows (think sea world type of show), in the bleachers surrounding the stage, on a boat in the river, on the beach in atlantic city, ummmm....that's all i can think of atm...
 
of course i've heard of it. my question is how did she manage to get two people into those tiny ass bathrooms, get enough clothes off, fuck, and get back out without a flight attendant ever being the wiser.
 
Long flight? Everyone sleeps on long flights. Apparently my friend jacked it on the flight we took to San Jose our sophomore year.
 
Either on a long flight, or as attendants are passing out drinks

Person 1 gets up, goes in.

Wait 5 minutes or so, person 2 gets up and goes in.

Pull pants down/skirt up

Bone

Person 2 leaves

Wait 5 minutes

Person 1 leaves
 
It's not as difficult as it sounds. Well, I guess if you're obese then maybe it is, but that wasn't the case.

Story:

I was flying to Salt Lake with my (now ex) boyfriend when I leaned over and said, "Guess which club we have a chance to become members of?" He grinned and was obviously down. So we waited til the flight attendants were doing their drink/snack rounds, counted to three and both walked into the bathroom like we owned the place. We figured if someone stopped us I could act either drunk or sick (or both) and they'd probably leave us alone. So we got in there, did the deed (have you not heard of a quickie?) and walked back to our seats. Like a BOSS.

Also, to be fair, we'd already had some practice fucking in inappropriate places. It was a game to us.
 
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