Conversations with God

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skipimp_

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Hey

So I just finished telling my story about the eagle in nelson to my roomate mohammed, and I was telling him how it's wings touched each horizon. Then he tells me about the Koran, and how the prophet saw an angel..i forget his name...and his wingtips touched each horizon. that was one of many strange things that we discussed...I can feel my belief system slipping off the end of the cliff, and Im not sure I want to stop it. I went to bed, and I was thinking. I thought to myself, 'ok, so if you're there god, talk to me.' The next thought that flashed across my mind was 'What do you mean you are talking to me?'...as soon as I thought that..something hit me pretty hard....hmmm...so being the skeptical human I can't help being..I thought..'can you at least make it audible?' ...then I heard the wind howl through my closed window, making a loud whistle....hmm.... I've been getting signs and 'evidence' for a long time..and how can I justify my continuous ignorance of them?

anyone out there have answers? or similar stories. I would like to hear them.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

ya dropped the mc soap

here comes the ass ___________,

what, you dope, can't figure it out?

thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?

ha ha

and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's

lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet

they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?

whats that around your girl's neck

a dead stinky mink?

did you hit it with a brick?

no

a stick?

what, you have a little prick?

killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity

what? my profanity?

is that your issue against me?

it's ok, because i know you can't see.

 
I beleive the prophets name is Mohammet, I know thats how its pronounced in french.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
communing with god is often helped by the introduction of mood altering substances

o yes, you can ski backcountry in syracuse ny

'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming' -strode420
 
some ones on acid

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Have you ever been to Marseilles? (I haven't).. but anyways that place is supposedly Mosque Central.

That's why french.

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
ive been to marseille. its like god and dieux same being just a different language.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
a few years ago when i was still deciding what my beliefs were, i asked for a sign that god existed. the lights flickered. i asked if that was the sign or if he could do it again. i didnt get anything. im pretty sure it was a coincidence and im an atheist now.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
^apparently your also a dumbass

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
yea i'm an athiest, and i can't understand the concept of religion anymore, so you can't get as much help from me.

 
hahahaha, ok you little bitch. im a huge dumbass. why dont you pass the eighth grade before you call me a dumbass. this was when i was like 11 or 12. i hate you so fucking much.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
i dont understand how you can say your an athiest when your sig has so many quotes from the bible in it... seems kinda hipocritical to me. and as for questioning faith, i do it all the time and i think thats a part of the whole thing, to chalange yourself with quesitons you cant answer and to make youreself think.

Tom--[Leap firSt]
 
those are the verses that rastafarians believe support the use of marijuana. i just think its funny that there are quotes in the bible supporting marijuana, but our christian society is against it.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
^those verses dont support marijuana dumbfuck there talking about the herb of the land maybe u need go back and pass 8th grade

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
once again fagjibber, you don't know what you are talking about. you misread my comment and made yourself seem like a dumbass. and ive read plenty of books on the origins of the universe and different evolutionary and creationist theories. so please stop calling me a dumbfuck or dumbass when you obviously dont have the vocabulary or the intelligence to make a decent insult. you are in eighth grade, you can't call me a dumbfuck. you don't even know what you believe yet.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
thanks alot ski pimp this is all your doing.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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i blame fagjibber

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
^u are wrong i do know what i believe and im in 9th grade. i am an adventist, u probably dont know what that is and i have studied tons of stuff my dad is a pastor and you havent made a single good insult either. i wasnt emphisizing on my insults at all. u cant win and neither can i so just end it politly. and i'd work on a something newer than fagjibber u didnt make it up and everyone uses it more than they use fuck you so give it up buddy.

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
still doesnt change the fact that your a bitch. i believe it was you who said 'i get tons of hugs from the girls in my middle school. i got 8 today, and 2 of them didnt know me.' enough said.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
u acctually count how many hugs u get? thats pathetic man

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

flatspin 720

 
I count too. Zero. Ill let you know if THAT changes at any point. Anyways, skipimp, I believe you wanted to talk to me?

 
derek, i love you, but you said enough said. you should have said ''nuff said'

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
damn, you're right! fuck, i blew it, didnt i?

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Derek, Using one instance to determin your faith isnt exactly what god intended. God shouldnt have to blatantly show you that he exists. He works in other more subtle ways. He defintley can and has done things like flickering lights before but thats not how he wants you to find him. He would rather have you accept him through you own kwonledge and reasoning.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
Derek, Using one instance to determin your faith isnt exactly what god intended. God shouldnt have to blatantly show you that he exists. He works in other more subtle ways. He defintley can and has done things like flickering lights before but thats not how he wants you to find him. He would rather have you accept him through you own kwonledge and reasoning.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
derek is a cock sucking faggot who was anally abused as a child(which he/she/shim still is) by a group of neo nazi koalas who work at mocdonalds. they shuvved a quarter pounder of koala dick up his ass till he squeeled and wet himself fowlled by axel rose skull fucking him and a group of retarded dolphins bitting his crotchable area whil rocking out to n'sync in moscow russia formally know as u.s.s.r.

thats how it went down bitch. nuff' said!

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
^the only major problem with this site is that youre back onto it....do us all a favor and end yourself

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
Yes! NOOO. well derek, you blew it, but your seniority lets you slip up once in a while. fagjibber on the other hand is in the negative, because he says stupid shit all the time

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
which god are we talking about here? allah or the god of the christians?

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
i've had conversations with god before. they usually come about when i've drank wayyy too much while i'm puking

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
I talk to god, for some reason he never says anything back, maybe its becuase im born in sin, or maybe its becuase HE DOSENT FUCKING EXIST.

Howard Dean for President!
 
see, its stupid shit like that which makes people hate you. what you say is not funny at all. its just dumb. and i dont believe in god for many reasons, not because of that. that has no effect on my beliefs. it just seemed to match what the thread was about.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
in a nutshell....lj5....we hate you

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
other than the figjabber hate stuff, i think this topic has potential. I enjoy religious discussion, because as an athiest i like to shake my head at what seems to make no sense. I can't see the support religions get when they create more evil then good in the world (or so it seems)

 
that's what i've been thinking too^...'

soooo many wars, arguments, and deaths have been caused by religion....

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
^ i think ur on to something good there..i agree with you alot there...my 2 cents is...i dont consider myself very religous...but im young and im still learning...but i kind of take it close to heart when evolution theorys and explanations of events supposedly wrought on by my god kind of makes me think but also makes me a lil heated too...

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
ski pimp, i read anything you throw on this website because you have a tendency to look at things from a different angle. that being said i will also acknowlege that you are often insightful and logical in your own right. but, i am shocked that you can legitimize your adherence to religion by the breeze outside your room or by lights flickering or by any of the other things that happen a thousand times a day. listen, that sort of stuff is the equivilant of using a flower to play she loves me not, do it enough times and your going to get the answer you want. humans have a tendency to want to explain the inexplicable, and they often do it by ridiculous means. to be honest i'm atheist, but i would never knock someone for being religious, religion does wonderful things for all kinds of people (except for morons in the bible belt - and i stand by that). your spirituality should not depend on floor boards creaking or a bird shitting on your window. i just think that sort of shit is a subconcious cop out.

the white n word

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 


ok people.....

god is about as real as the tooth fairy or this 1000000 dollar bill im holding in my hand.

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
i don't know why but people who take their religion to far really get me going. Like a girl in my class whose father is the priest or whatever. She says things like 'your entitled to your opinion about gay marriage, but its wrong' and etc. It makes me understand how one religion can be seen as the right religion, with so many other religions preaching so many different things. Some crazy, others making the most sense of all (satanism).

And yes,if we keep it basic, religions start wars. But religion also gives us a 'false' sense of things like life after death, and how we should live our daily life. This is the supposed plus side. I say supposed because this is constricting on how you should be living your life.

It's late, i've been studying for exams, so i'm probably rambling

 
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