i bro the fuck out during the summer, and first few weeks of school...then i am a studying hermit cause of engineering haha. but i still live with the bros so i can go hard when i wanna, which unfortunatly is not much.
anywhoo heres spark notes for last halloween:
wore a lab coat entitled "sperm donor", blacked out in under an hour, fell off a 10 ft cliff and proceeded to roll down the muddy hill, fell in the bucket of pink panty droppers, tried to make out with a certified midget (she's a known slut and is just under 4 ft, i apparently had to pick her up)got dome from this girl that is just one of the homies, and proceeded to pass out mid party on a futon that had no mattress, just bars. i woke up with zebra bruises on my back from the bars, stumbled home but got pulled over by a cop who could hardly contain his laughter. I was wearing a lab coat, was coated in mud, and everything that wasn't muddy was stained with pink panty droppers.
My best friends 21st birthday: i was already 21and he bought 12 cases of four loko for the party. we said fuckit and made a mix drink by pouring 24 four lokos and 2 handles of monarch into a bucket and called the drink BFI(bad fucking idea). proceeded to blackout take pictures with cops putting my leg over them, and then begged to be punched cause i wanted to join my friend in puking and couldn't. got punched in the solar plexus and it knocked me out and i went headfirst into the pavement and skidded. I woke up win a bed covered in blood not knowing what happened. went to class the next day looking legit like 2 face(one whole side of my face was completely scrapped off), and got asked what hapened in front of the whole class by my professors in 3 out of 5 classes.
so im glad i got that stupid shit out of my system, and now i can keep it chill while sober or blacked.