College Roomates

My roommate rocks, she isn't a skier (which is a bummer) but lets me hang ski gear all over the room, use the mini fridge and she brought me water and asked if I needed her to hold my hair when I was a bit too drunk. That's bonding man.
 
And somewhere on the internet your roommate is probably posting in a thread just like this...

"my roommate is a bitch. she leaves her wet and stinking ski clothes all over the place, she raids my mini fridge because she's too lazy to get her own and because I'm such a nice person, I still hold her hair back when she constantly comes home hammered drunk."
 
so my first roommate was probably one of the worst

we chose each other based on our mutual love for weed and the grateful dead but three weeks in she decided that she thought I was possessed and didnt tell me that she felt this way and moved out of our room for three days before coming back with about 30 homemade crucifixes and laminated prayers and put them all over my shit and covered everything in holy water and told my RA that they had to kick me out.

long story short she was the biggest bible thumper to suck off JCs dick ever and she saw my atheism to be a threat and kicked me out of my own room. dont go to catholic school kids
 
I know joke was thinking the same exact thing as I was reading that.

Im a freshmen this year and I did random. At first I didnt really have a problem with my roommate. We had (and still do for the most part) a mutual respect for each other. But her literally is one of the messiest persons ive ever met in my life. He just drops his towels after coming back from the shower in the middle of the room and doesnt pick it up until he takes his next shower. half the time I just kick it over to his side because he drops it like right at the door. He just throws his dirty clothes onto his desk instead of in his laundry bin. I dont even use the microwave he brought any more because its always disgusting because he makes ramen in it all the time and it over flows and he never cleans it up. The only time he ever made his bed was when I asked him to clean up a little because my parents were coming. And to top it all off he has this weird obsession with fabreeze. He just douses his side of the room with it to the point of which I cant even breath. His major is undecided so all he does is sleep during the because his classes are a joke and then when he actually does have homework to do he insists on staying up till like 2 in the morning doing it in our dorm (opposed to in the library) when im trying to sleep.
 
yeah you should

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i had 3 random roomates in college and they were all chill as fuck. when i transferred jr year i was matched with another transfer and we ended up electing to live together until graduation, still a good friend of mine. crazy motherfucker.
 
last year i went in blind and my roommate was...yea. she had a really attached boyfriend who would call her at 2 am and 7 am every night. My favorite part about that was that her ring tone was some screamo song and it was on the loudest it could be all the time. She also complained CONSTANTLY about him. Seriously dude, if you're having so many problems with the lazy fuck then why are you still dating him? and she just complained in general. But I kind of just ignored her for the whole year and she wasn't there most of the time anyways, so it worked out fine.

This year my friend and I decided to room together and it's working out splendidly, I love it.
 
I moved into an apartment style dorm with two good friends from high school and 5 randoms. 2 of the randoms are asian and we hardly ever see them, but they are hilarious. All 8 of us have become super tight, I totally got lucky to have such sick roommates.
 
I had a terrible roommate freshman year. He had really bad OCD and would always talk to himself as well as meabout the same thing over and over. He had aspergers and couldnt relate to people at all. Generally his conversations with other people on my floor would end in him getting pissed off and yelling at the person. He was a complete shut in and would game it for upwards of ten hours straight, especially on friday nights. I dont think he ever went out on the weekends. Thankfully I made some good friends on my floor and am living with them this year.
 
>get crazy, schizo roomate

>OK guy, smokes weed...too dumb to play portal so lets me play while he watches

>increasingly weird/aggressive

>stops taking meds, slips into deep depression

>tries to kill himself with a razor blade

>find him on the floor in a pool of blood

>wrists in ribbons

>ditch weed/pipes, then call ambulance

>next day tell him he needs to leave to find help

>gets crazy defensive

>get pulled from class by police

>go to president of WSU's office

>tells me they have reason to believe i'm a crazy atheist plotting to shoot up the school, that i have counter-strike maps on my computer..asks series of questions about guns/my beliefs

>let NSA/FBI search my computer

>finds pron stash :( but no maps/weapons

>finish school, lulz

fucking crazy few days of my life

 
My first college roomie left her purple glittery dildo on the kitchen table. Then one day I walked home and there were 7 dildos, all in sparkly neon colors on the table. Also her nickname for me was "the tall blonde cunt".
 
i had my own room in the appartment but anyways:

my roommate was about 30 years old (i was 17) and really the most weirdo ever.

in one year i have never had dinner with him while sharing the kitchen and only had one drink with him.

the only thing he ate was some 2 minutes boiled spaghetti and some microwave pancakes.

he was working fulltime at yomo. what is yomo? i didnt know either, its a internet/webcam porn company.. at one moment my kitchen was full of 24/7 running computers hosting his own personal porn website... (never asked me if it was ok).

the only times i have seen him was coming into the appartment walking straight to his room, get in his room and lock the room from the inside.

also he was very hairy an would shave his monkey chesthair and just drop it on the ground.

after being on holiday for two weeks i came back and he was gone. never heard anything from him again.
 
Nah, I dry all my stuff, I just use all the hooks on my side of the room, if anything she's the one who coms home drunk the most. (four times a week? bit much.) I have the microwave, she has the fridge, we share. But she's pretty cool when she isn't kicking me out of the room or drinking.
 
first hand account

roommate from GHANA,

charity case, would wear my shower shoes and use my razors like he didnt understand germs,

real God fearing man non drinker no sex drive, wifes up first girl he meets .

roommate-- serious football fanatic from a local high school that wins state football titles, was an asshole would always steal my beer,

buddies

this bathsalt dealing crazy raped a girl mofo-- like held his two roommates hostage when high on meth

another kid would buy several ounces of coke and do hundreds of transactions in the room.



Me as a Roommate

I SMOKES EVERY 30 minutes, keep my bongs on my desk in plain had have two bmx and 3 skateboards and love Netflix........................deal with it

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My roommate is literally Chris Griffin. Has no friends, very overweight with scraggly blond hair and neckbeard. He makes my entire room reek of body odor, and I've asked him to shower daily but he doesn't. He's got engaged to his girlfriend after being with her for 3 months, they are at a year now. All he does is lay in his bed and call/skype his stupid fucking fiance. He also is a very heavy breather at all times and snores heavily.

He also just got this tattooed huge on both of his forearms...

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the first thing my freshman year roommate said to me was "do you know how happy I was when I added you on facebook and realized you weren't some creepy foreign person?" I guess my name is a little weird and she thought I was like Yugoslavian or some shit

She got a fish and never cleaned its tank. Then one day the residence hall put on this weird thing for safe sex and she won a vibrator (at least that was her story) and she thought it would be funny to see what it did in the fish tank so she turned it on and sprayed nasty fucking fish water all over the room. I swear our dorm room smelled like betta shit for months after that.

She also never told me when her boyfriend was coming over, and didn't even lock the door when they were fucking so I walked in on them way too many times. Then she would get mad at me and ask why I didn't knock. Its like do I really have to knock every time I go into my own fucking dorm room? And she stole my nice bras whenever she went out partying.
 
My roomate was a stubborn human with no respect for science that needs to be done.He's dead now with lungs full of a deadly neurotoxin.
 
Mine never ever stops playing call of duty. Ever. Any advice on headphones earbuds that completely block out noise?
 
Im a freshman now, so far my room mate is chill. He's super fratty and is snapping at semester so kinda disappointed, and hopefully i don't get stuck with some slob.
 
Junior year was my second year living with a couple of my teammates from on the track team, one being a dude from Ghana. He would cook the weirdest, most rank smelling shit in the world. The kitchen was the first room you had to walk through and I would hold my breath upon entering everyday. He was a really cool guy but Jesus Christ... made the kitchen a goddamn war zone.
 
my freshman year roommate was extremely neat, organized, quiet, and nice. he spent most of his time in the library or with his friends and went to bed early. it was ideal, since as an athlete you don't want a roommate who rages face constantly when you have practice at 6 am the next day
 
Mine is actually on NS sometimes so lets see if Frat Bro Ben sees this. Move in day kid seems pretty normal. Says he's rushing and really hyped on being in a frat soon. There's one red flag. Walk into the room a couple days later with some friends and we walk in on him dancing around to dubstep, beer bonging a 40, by himself. Kept thinking oh he's a little strange, but not a big deal.

Next I find out he's crazy into psychedelics later when he would eat acid or mushrooms multiple times a week in addition to the adderall he'd rail daily. He ended up getting into his last choice frat because he was constantly belittling everyone around him. That was nice for me because he would constantly be gone with frat obligations and whatnot.

Fast forward a couple months, he ends up getting kicked out of said frat for punching a girl in the face that wouldn't sleep with him at a party. All of his little frat buddies abandoned him, so he was in the room constantly. You'd tell him that you were about have a girl over for a couple hours and he'd make sure to walk right back into the room after like 20 minutes and spend as much time as possible searching around for something that he didn't even need and kill the mood.

We also found out that he was stealing from myself and the two other roommates and refused to admit it for about a week. Unfortunately what he stole wasn't really reportable so we couldn't file complaints with housing.

Now it's finally the last night of living in the dorms and I'm passed out after being out all night. I get woken up at 4am to a flashlight in my face and him screaming in my ear about how he knows that I broke his bong (I didn't), how he was about to smash all of the broken glass on me while I was asleep, how I ruined his chances in his frat, and how that bong was the only thing that he ever loved. I didn't even hesitate to load everything of value from my dorm room into my car. I think I ended up passing out on Jwood's couch until I actually could move into my new house haha.
 
Went random and it worked out really well, were both pretty chill and respect eachothers stuff and our room has become the hangout room on the floor which is fine with me. He gets kind of annoying when he gets super drunk but i cant complain cause i do the same thing haha.
 
Fortunately my college roommates that were random were actually fairly good. My first year we had like, one conflict at the start of the year where he moved ALL my shit around in the room. Took stuff out of my drawers, and shit like that. Without exploding I told him not to do that again, which was hard, but we never had any conflicts again.

My buddy freshman year though, he had this guy Tom as a roommate. Kept a fucking locked trunk right by his bed. As soon as they met he was like, "never touch my fucking trunk. I swear to god I'll know if you did." Kid was super weird....he left at semester though.
 
i had two roommates who were brothers from one of the villages. Being native kids going to school, they get 2gs bi-weekly(no joke). never having lived in a city before, or have that kind of money, they went off the deep end. the older brother would spend his on jordans and week long coke binges and then borrow his younger brothers money until their next check came. they would throw parties in our apartment and run away when it got busted, i was woken up on multiple occasions to the campus police going through my room(thinking i was passed out drunk) or wanting to interrogate me. one of the last times i saw them, they had brought over the alaska chapter president of the hells angels whom they had done a favor for, he threatened to kill me if anything happened to my roommates because they had told him we didnt get along.
 
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