College in 21 days

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So im going to go off to college soon about 3 weeks, its 7 hours away from home. Anyone have any adive about anything

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^ im going to go ahead and not take your adive on the college thing, but when i need to kidna/kill some one THANKS in advance.

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be open to everything. you're gonna have so much fun you won't even believe it. try to meet as many people as possible the first couple of weeks. don't go crazy and spend all your money, you'll regret it when you have nothign to eat the last month of school. buy used books or share them with people who live near you. figure out how to work the laundry machines for free. like putting the coin in a condom usually works. dont stop being active or you'll gain lots of weight, with all the drinking and pizza and stuff.

thats all I can think of for now.

 
try a lot of drugs, don't study, try to pee in your roommates pillow, whack of to a picture of his mom.

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just giv'er man, deep I know. Seriously though just be open to meeting lots of people and be open to new experiences, you'll learn a lot from things you do try (good or bad), the only things that can ultimately bite you in the ass are the things you later regret not trying. Just be open to new people and new ideas and you'll have the time of your life. Oh and wear condoms yo, not wearing one is the other thing that can bite you in the ass, my general rule of thumb is to think about the fact that if a girl is willing to sleep with you the same day she meets you (no matter how dope that is and how pimp you are) you're probably not her first and as hard on your ego as it is it's not worth risking the belief that she's never done it before but you were just so damn irresistible that she couldn't help it.

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^ahh, I wish that were true for misty7...

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Misty7: dudes can ware thongs too ross

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^pffff ahahahhahahhahaha. andy, ross is disrespecting youu. i think you better use your magical hunch/d&d powers

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my advice is bring a big bottle of 151 or some other hard liquor, than invite all the hot girls on your floor to party in your room the first night...makes a good impression. The RA's wont give you too much shit seeing as its the first night and they dont wanna seem like huge dicks.

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what he means is the 15 year old highschool freshman chicks that wander into your dorm and try to have sex with you only to have you arrested later for statutory rape

God is an American.
 
haha^, or the 15 lbs you gain during the year from eating complete shit the whole time

-dan-
 
freshmen 15 doesnt exist unless you want it too. and by that i mean eat a ton of shit, drink a lot of booze and dont do any sort of exercise. but for the most part its not real.

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
grab bottom bunk. its much easier for the girls to get into. bring only what you need dont bring a lot of useless shit to clutter up your room, while a lava lamp is cool for the first 15 minutes if its not broke after then it just gets in the way. no matter what any body says x-mas lights are great decorations. If you have room lofts are awesome but once again make them easy to get into. conserve money. get a job (really, the more things you have to do the better you can manage your time, even if its only 5 hours a week in the cafeteria, its worth it. GO TO YOUR CLASSES!!! once you start skipping you dont stop. Most importantly be very open minded, meet lots of new people, meet and make nice with your 'RA' or whatever the student authority in your building is called. Find and make friends with someone with a car. always have on hand advil, pepto, and tums! plenty of other stuff if you have questions give me a private message

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Study then go party then wake up and ski then go to class

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Watch for the Girls who are chowing down on the Ice Cream the first week. Remember what they look like so you can laugh at what they become by the end of the year.

Become the local book seller guy. I started buying back books from everybody in the dorm for a little bit more then the school would buy them back. I then sold them on ebay and half.com, double or tripling my money. I also put a 'DONATE YOUR USED BOOKS' box by the School run book buy back booth. At the beginning and end of each semester, I was pulling around 100-150 books a day for 5 days. I made ~6,500 alone selling books last year. This money is good for ski trips and beer.

Join clubs. I am in a skiing club and a bike club. The club gets a huge budget and we go on trips. If your club doesn't get a huge budget, why not? Get active and find out how to beef it up. My ski club only got 500 a year when i joined, now we get 4,000 and 2,000 in special interest money if we need it. I ended up only paying 200 bucks to ski in tahoe for 7 days with slopeside condos. very tits

Learn everything you can about computers. Both applications and building/fixing. The profs come to me when they have problems now, which in return helps me get a better grade.

Like a guy said above, working helps you focus. If you dont work and just fuck away your time, the homework just gets sidelined. If you know you have a paper to write and you have to work, you get that damn paper done so it's not late.

Dont overload your classes, College can be way harder then Highschool if you are in tough program.

Pick a major right away, you can always switch at any point. Gives you some direction and you wont sound like a twit when somebody asks you what you are going to school. Plus, everybody changes at least once. I was a materials engineer first year, now i'm a marketing and stats major.
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YAY me too misty

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im out

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