" /Claim " Thread

i enjoy taking dumps in random peoples toilets i dont really know and leaving them there to be discovered /claim

im distant cousins with george w bush /claim

ive met bruce springsteen several times /claim

richie zambora (SP?) (the guitarist for bon jovi) tried to buy my house twenty years ago /claim
 
I'm directly related to Santina Campana, in the canonization process of becoming a saint.

And I just sprained my back at work today and am now on muscle relaxants and shit. IT should kick in pretty soon

/claims
 
unfortunately yes. my uncles real into that whole family history thing and he traced my family back and idk how but somehow were distant distant cousins. so distant i wouldnt consider us family
 
one of my friends is in the big brother big sister program and his "big brother" is Dan Brown. I have met him twice and BOTH times he read aloud to me. /claim
 
I saw Inception yesterday /claim

All the workers at Skyzone know & love me /claim

Im a pro at shooting skeet with a 20 & 12 gauge /claim
 
I won a girl over john jackson /claim

I watched tyler flannigan get kicked out of mammoth rite aid for steeling candy /claim
 
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then he smashed me a collapseable chair, and called me brother
 
taking [-mvee-]'s car for a little joy ride doing 100 down our road, while trying to eat nerds.../claim

saying howdy to an african american male in front of the resale shop../claim
 
ate lunch next to dick cheney at the 4 seasons in jackson hole /claimwas in an elevator with will smith /claimhad a poem published nationally /claimdapped up gilbert arenas at the miami airport /claim
 
i once petted, and was subsequently urinated on, by a wild walrus /claim

i once blocked Larry Brown (the basketball coach)'s son's shot so hard that it hit him in the face and made his nose bleed, and larry brown just laughed at him /claim
 
I was the 7th best wrestler in the country in 8th grade for my weight class.

By wrestling season freshman year, I decided to ski instead. Good choice.
 
most definitely bro, rubbing sweaty male bodies together is pretty gay no matter how manly people try to make it.
 
forgot to mention that im royal in belgium. great grandfather was the baron. if monarchy and shit still existed my cousin would be the new baron./claim
 
i ruined my underpants during that movie at the age of 16. /claim.
people think im super smart when i tell them i attend Yale...but really i go to Yale Public High School in Michigan. haha. /claim.
 
samsies, saw all of those. Ottawa Bluesfest = Win

never missed a day, so I'd add an awesome amount of bands to that list
 
just bought tickets to a massive show next saturday, im gona be seeing:

-skeletonwitch

-high on fire

-testament

-mastodon

-slayer

-megadeth

-alice cooper

/claim
 
- my dad used to chill with bill murray on the daily back when he was in college- Brian Sumner wrote on my wall on facebook- there's a huge storm ravaging our beach house
 
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