" /Claim " Thread

My mac book pro costed $3,500 /Claim I have an Iphone 4 /ClaimI landed a quintupple back flip on my kendama /claimI have 4 cameras /claimIve been to Germany 30+ times /claimive skiied in the Alps 5 times /claima picture i drew in 7th grade got published in a famous science book (endless forms most beautful) /claimI saw Obama /claimI stole a Ford sign off a tractor /claim

 
moved around $3000 of water, pop, and powerade today /claim

grandpa helped invent the modern (plastic) ski boot and binding /claim
 
going to NZ for 6 weeks which means no classes /claim

personally know justin long (mac vs. pc guy) /claim

know the original ultimate lax bro (Mick McLaverty) /claim

 


I live next to Rev Run. Met him at my gas station, in his drop top baby blue bentley, I drive a custom baby blue JCW, he told me nice car./claim

I again saw him later that day pulled up next to him at a light, I was plyaing It's Tricky. He gave me a thumbs up./dub claim.
 
My great grandmother (i think) sewed a button on his shirt once /claim

I almost got laid with a turkish milf a couple of months ago /claim
 
OH FUCK, haha i just rememberd i have ramb'os (silvester stalone) bullets from his gatlin gun in the movie first blood /claim

My dad and brother have pictures beside him

/Claim
 
my cousin is starting off for the Counting Crows in their national tour all summer.

/claim

my other cousin is the drum tech guy for Train.

/claim

ive got more but i cant think
 
I saw Tony Hawk Boom Boom Huck jam when Sahun White skateboarded and he was 16. Bob Bornquist was also there and Social Distortion was the tour band. I shook Tony Hawk's hand there also/claim
 
you would be a little weird to, if you went through what he did. you try saving a whole city from copious amounts of ghosts and beasts .
 
these are all pretty interesting. - my claims are:

I dated Thomas Edison's great granddaughter and shes FUCKING HOT /SUPERCLAIM

My bro in highschool has played on numerous radio stations and is a big upcoming jazz artist /claim

My uncle used to live across the street from Jerry Stackhouse and I used to attend his parties and drink beer at his house while cruising on his boat. /Claim

I met Roger Federer while visiting my dad's Job in NYC and got his autograph while no one knew who he was (this was in 2006 before he became one of the best tennis players to exist) /Claim

I saw Donald Trump walk down the streets of NYC /Claim

I took adderall before drinking one night and had a chance to get laid with a bangin slut but couldn't get a boner so I was made fun of by her and all her friends the rest of the semester /Claim

 
Ke$ha used to serve me tea and my former roommate/best friend used to fuck her.

My great great grandpa was Abe Lincoln's barber.

I can lick my elbow.

/claim
 
i just witnessed someone get hit by a car (not meant to be mean, im serious). /claim.
my friends house has a gated entrance. /claim.
that same friend lives next to the owner of the Detroit Pistons AND the Zetterburgs. /CLAIM!
 
i'm a direct blood relative to John Winthrop; the first governor of Massachusetts.

I have Wiz Khalifa's AIM.

i've had conversations with Bobby Brown and Phil Casabon. although that's not really a claim because they're super chill guys and easily accessible.

my great grandfather was the mayor of Yonkers, NY during the great depression. my grandma always tells stories of hundreds of people lined up outside their house, begging for money and food. pretty crazy.

oh and for anybody who blades; i've skated with thumper nagasko.

/claims?
 
I was quoted by chug

I slipped out on a 2-inch high rail infront of B-dog, edollo, dale talkington, and some other pro at hood 2 weeks ago. That little shitbag was slippery as fuck...literally.

/multiple claims

...oh! And I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.
 
girls hate me /claim

i have no life other than ns /claim

haha jk ^

i have 5 different dubs on tramp /claim

and i've skied with andy parry and will wesson (kind of) /claim
 
I went to pick up my new skis today and got denied because the bank won't deposit it until tomorrow. /claim

/tears.
 
I've gone 70 mph on my skis before. /claim

I scuba dived near Palawan Island in the Philippines and almost got my hand bitten off. /claim

Saw the Maltese Falcon in Venice. /Is this really a claim?

umm..

Learned how to crank that batman on a cruise once. /claim

Friend claims:

My friend is a limo driver and has chauffeured Survivor Man, Wu-Tang Clan, and The Kottonmouth Kings. /claim

Three of my friends are NCAA D1 national champions in the sport of crew. One of them is a two time champ. (really fucking hard to do) /claim

 
Peep my sig.

For my claims:

- I can gainer on the ground

- I had a shout out in the original NS rap

- My girlfriend is fucking awesome

- I pole vault for a D1 track team

- I have a really big....... television

- I afterbang when I clear bars pole vaulting

/claim

 
elbowlick.jpg

7 years ago... but still....
 
skated rye back in like 2003 with all the skaters from "park" the movie.so... aragon, murda, kelso brothers.. loads of people.
 
I met/jammed with Miley Cyrus at guitar center/Claim.She is very average at guitar an her voice is 10x more annoying in person but still claim
 
my uncle is the athletic director for msu./claim
my grandpa was a farmer./claim
my uncle sells guns to the michigan militia./claim
 
I'm related to Frank Lampard of England's Chelsea soccer club. /claim

I have a cottage right next to the lead singer of the Barenaked Ladies. /claim
 
I once peeled a banana, put the peel in the microwave, then used the peel to assist me in jerking off /claim
 
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