Circumcision

this is literally the only thread ive seen where i think Mike-O is being stupid. theres no right or wrong way IMO, stop taking your cock so seriously. mutilation? thats ridiculous, no need to hold yourself above others because your dick isnt cut lol
 
It all comes down to how devoted you are and how much your respect your family's traditions. I'm sure your father and uncle were scared when they did it too. Ask them if they're glad they got it done. Also, don't mind the other guys in this thread, just because they don't respect your religious traditions doesn't mean you shouldn't either.
 
Fuck yes, +K. #jewtingz

But honestly being/getting circumcised isn't that bad, just ask to get pain meds or sedated while they do the procedure. I've had countless girls tell me they prefer it, IMO but being uncircumcised is just weird, like you have this extra flab of skin. I believe its healthier but thats debatable, so yah, just comes down to how devote you are to your family.
 
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being uncut is sweet cause its like you have 2 different dicks. all the kids in middle school called me and my friend "transformers" ya got normal, or just whip it back for a whole new style.

shits dope
 
Mutilated??? Dude, my cock is the epitome of perfection, it's like a fuckin shrine to cocks everywhere. When I pull it out to piss, the couds part and golden light is cast throughout the bathroom whilst a chior of angels can be heard singing its praises. I would post a pic but then I'd be crowned NS emperor and I'd have to deal with all the fan mail, sexual advances and internet stalkers and that's like bronchitis- Ain'tnobodygottimefuddat!

If you like your dick the way it is, good for you. Don't spread bullshit about botched cock chops and mutilated dicks trying to make yourself fell better that nobody loved you enough to make your penis look nice though. Shits' obnoxious. So what my parents sucumbed to chopaganda? I'm stoked on my dick. Fuck off.
 
Well it's commonly referred to as "The Immaculate Erection" but I've tried to hide it from prying eyes more lately, the paparazzi and fanfare became too much around the time he was knighted by Her Majesty the Queen. I mean, he only has one eye- he can only read so much fan mail, y'know?
 
Why so mad? It's not like I invented the word or was the first to use it when talking about circumcision. Like your last paragraph, same for you.
 
You're stoked on my dick too? See?! I tried to warn you about the power of the Immaculate Erection- and you've yet to behold it's faultless proportions, it's perfect length and girth, it's silky smoothness, it's sublime head and it's unbreakable bonerifficness. I mean, one gaze at this magical meatwand and you'd be cutting your foreskin off with the closest teaspoon. Don't worry though, I'll do you a favor and pee in stalls only if I ever visit finland or wherever it is you live. I'd hate to piss your sandcastle into the ocean like that.
 
Decided to just do it. My dad is gonna call and make me an appointment to get it done. Interested to see what it's going to look like after. I looked at some pictures to get an idea but it's still kind of hard to imagine them on yourself you know?

 
unless your dick is flaccid when engaging in sexy time i even doubt a girl can tell the difference ...

 
and if you're doing it for hygienic reasons, just wash it every now and then and try not to grow cheese inside ....
 
Screw that dude, talk with your folks and don't get it.imagine the pain you'll be in getting it chopped off, and then also the thought of it healing? how long is that going to take?

must hurt pissing
 
Dicks dude, just like the last 8 fucking pages lol... Don't hate because you dragged it out that long and I'm just having fun with it now that a thread about 12 year olds' cocks has made it to 8 motherfucking pages, which is a goddam travesty in and of itself.

Unwad your foreskin dewd. Have some fun with a topic for once. You take everything way too seriously.
 
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