Circumcision

Alright. I finally grew some balls and talked to my dad about it. Was really hard to bring up, not the easiest conversation starter. We had a long talk about a lot of thing, mostly un related to my foreskin situation. ANyway basically what he said was, that he'd love for me to keep with the tradition and get it done, but he's not going to love me any less if I don't. I'm only enough to make my own decisions.

Felt good about it. Definitely relieved. I feel like I might still go ahead and do it though. As my choice. I mean obviously they want me to, and it wouldn't be THAT bad. I think I'm just being a little bit of a drama queen about this whole thing. Seems like one of those things where it seems like a big deal at first but then after it's done you realize it wasn't that big of a deal and it was all hype.

 
have you ever had something hit you in the dick?

now think of that but something is cutting part of your penis off.

dont get me wrong i love my army helmet, but I would probably stick with an anteater if it meant i had to watch someone cut part of my wewe off.
 
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you stole my glory, rather than answering the question, you were supposed to say: why? dammit, now I have to find another circumcised penis joke.
 
hope you get banned you hating piece of shit. Name one reason to hate on them give me one good reason. why the hate?

 
these two posts had me loling my ass off. i dont often actually laugh out loud at posts on ns but this one got me.

this thread is solid gold. and it is now in my threads, and im now on some sort of list.
 
its seriously a joke dude, like if you make a thread about jewish people, and then add in the whole circumcision thing into it, you have to expect it.
 
I didn't make a thread about jewish people OKAY? I simply made a thread asking people on ns for advice.

I guess that's where I went wrong. Nobody gives a fuck on here. Everyone just is assholes and then they all laugh when it wasn'ty even funny instead of trying to help.

It's not cool. They prolly don't even ski either. They just sit on here and make fun of people. It's stupid.
 
did you just question the integrity of NS?

What Im saying is, yea, i feel for you. I got mine. I wouldn't go to a skiing website for advice about getting your penis snipped. like really think about it. you have 300 some odd posts, haven't you encountered people making fun on here before.

its a website and people can do whatever they want without consequence. so really think hard, are they going to honestly care about circumcision? I doubt it, but they will make you laugh your ass off in the thread though, posting funny pictures, and racist comments/jokes which are borderline bannable. but whatever its fucking hilarious.

so if you expect to get real advice, ask your parents, or rabbi, or whomever, maybe another jewish forum website? i don't know. don't expect advice from people on a website on a totally different topic.

skiing is over here------------------------------------------------------------------jewish circumcision is over here

I suggest you check out this random jewish forum for further questions on all jewish practices and procedures: http://www.hashkafah.com/

with that, I leave this:

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just bash any funny thing that comes out of this thread. no really its alright, we really love to hear you bitch about it. go one. seriously.
 
what makes you?

you really cant take a joke, yet I bet you make fun of other people because of their race/religion/sexuality/weight.

people like you piss me off, someone may call me racist when I am goofing around with someone and say a black joke, but him being able to say something about me being white, and neither of us getting our panties in a bunch like OP.

OP you really need to get over yourself, you have never heard a jewish joke before? what did you expect when you tell nsg that you are going to have your man sausage snipped when you turn 13. I mean this thread belongs in a cult where you could get some serious answers.

and to that I say,

How many surgeons does it take to do a circumcision?

.............

Four skin doctors.

 
A man was at his doctors office and noticed he had a little sign saying he performs circumcisions.

Curious, the man asked his doctor "how much do you charge for circumcisions".

The doctor replied "nothing, I just keeps the tips".

badoom tiss
 
from a more than a few women I've talked to, the majority don't seem to even realize the difference.

If you ask a girl 'was the last guy you slept with circumcised', chances are they won't know.
 
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By The Way,

would it be appropriate to share a funny story about Jewish Moms at this point?

yes or no here it is:

I was browsing newschoolers at home. suddenly my mom walked in to drop off some clean clothes into my bedroom. she walked over to my desk and glanced at the computer screen and saw that there was an ad for "Christian Mingle" on the side. it said like "find gods match for you".

she then asked why I was on Christian Mingle.com. I explained to her, no mother dear, it is a skiing website that has a Christian Mingle ad. she said, "they shouldn't be allowed to do that! what if users of the site are not christian? what if they are jewish hmmm, answer me that?" I said "mom, seriously gtfo and chill k? don't have a stroke because of an ad. I then refreshed the page and there were TWO christian mingle ads on the display. she walked out in a huff thinking that I may be influenced by an ad on a website.

she came in later to drop off more clothes and guess what I was doing? I was mingling with christian on christian mingle.com. she lost it.

#jewishmomprobz

FYI: christian mingle ads don't bother me in the least bit so don't worry.
 
hahahahaha lol. What a joke, I have never encountered a woman who has given a rats ass about whether a dude is circumcised or not. For fucks sake man if a girl is willing to suck your dick or fuck you or whatever they honestly dont care about a little extra skin.

Being uncircumcised rules man; sex feels better, I dont need any lube to jerk it and I dont have any of my dick cut off.

 
i've gotten way more offensive ads than christian mingle. how does your mom react to bacon ads?
 
nah now we are debating the integrity of jews...

pointless subject by the way people are all different and nothing people say should change that
 
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