Circumcision

might be the most backwater redneck tradition.its like a white trash tradition. but jewish.Tell your family to bring their religion into the 21st fuckin century lol.
 
Has anyone ever told you you're a fucking retard? I'm inclined to believe so, because saying shit this stupid can't go unnoticed in your every day life.
 
bad analogies, but seriously this is one of the most outdated traditions i've heard of being practiced in a modern society. so unnecessary
 
You have been trolled very hard, sir. Jewish tradition states the brit milah is performed when the child is 8 days old, not 13 years. You're a fucking moron.
 
Am I a moron? Or do I just not keep up to date with Jewish traditions. Thanks for dropping some knowledge though. Shit troll thread. Oh and are you one of these children who think its cool to pms on peoples faces on NS? cause it sounds like you have a tampon shoved right up your ass.
 
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I will put money on the fact that you are no older than 15.
 
not trying to hate on noncircumsized folks, but rumor has it that bitches would rather have a normal wild diglet appear in their lady area, than a diglet in a sleeping bag. knowwhtimsayin?

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16 sir. what does my age have to do with anything? And not really new actually, i just spend my time actually skiing, unlike your bitchass. Dont really fuck with non ski gabber until today, can honestly say its a waste of time, unless youre into talking to washed up, shitty ass skiers, who use their accounts to strictly troll in nsg and educate the youngins on how much of a douchebag they are. Go wack off to mike posner or something you fuck head.
 
Ah, where to even start on this one...

You call me a child, yet you are 16 years old. You've already failed, right off the bat.

You spend your time "actually skiing," unlike my bitch ass? It's late April and I live in Michigan...no shit I'm not skiing right now, retard. However, I am actually capable of enjoying other things in life besides skiing.

Not really new? You're been a member for barely a year. You're new. Shit, I still consider myself "new."

"Washed up, shitty ass skier." Have you ever seen me ski, kiddo?

"Use their accounts strictly to troll in NSG" - well, you've kinda got me there, but you certainly took the bait,did you not? Also, look outside NSG every once in a while, and maybe you'll realize that if there is a legitimate question, and not the same old dumb fucking NS post, I'll be happy to make a serious response. As for educating "the youngins" on how much of a douchebag they are...that's exactly what I'm doing right now, so I guess you got me again! Damn!

"Go wack off to Mike Posner" - Well, color me impressed. You can actually read! In fact, you managed to actually search out a thread that I posted in recently, and cite it in a pathetic attempt to make fun of me. I went to high school with Mike Posner, yes. Did I ever mention that i enjoy his music? Put your apparent semi-literacy to the test, and try to find the answer to that one.

Fuck head? Sure, but at least I'm not a batshit retarded 16 year old.

Have a nice day, and don't forget to hang yourself in your mother's garage later.
 
not gonna get together an essay for you here but 1- where did i call you a child, are you just making shit up as you go? sure proves to me that you're literacy skills are right up there with the best.3- you type an essay style response to my half assed rebuttal.4- you obviously are of age, not living with family, and arguing with a 16 year old over foreskin on a friday night. you sir, are the most fucking pathetic piece of shit i have ever encountered on NS

Feel free to invest more of your night to write me your thought out educated responses.
 
Sometimes when its dark i go outside and pretend im a raccoon,

I have on several occasions pooped in the back of unlocked and unattended vehicles. This is a little bit difficult to back up because there seems to be no logic behind this crude act. In actuality there is a strong reason behind the slightly insane act. I was emotionally scarred at a young age when i awoke to a raccoon defecating on my favorite toy in the car seat next to me.

My family had been on vacation for 2 days at the Grand Canyon National Park. On the third day my parents pulled over at a rest stop and stepped out to catch some fresh air. Mere seconds after they had walked the 15 feet to the scenic outlook did the little 'coon crawl up into the back seat. This is when i awoke and saw the raccoon starring me straight in the eye. I started crying and the raccoon was so startled that it moved its bowels....directly onto my favorite Hot Wheels. The Hot Wheels monster truck grave digger replica was now in a pile of feces and i vowed from that day on i would infiltrate the raccoon species until i figured out the reasoning behind the shrewd act of violence and what truly should have started a war on 'coons.

Fast forward a few years and i am now a freshman in high school who has a somewhat difficult time with the ladies mainly due to the fact that 3 days i week i came to the middle school dressed as and painted as a raccoon. I vowed that the the start of high school was a whole new opportunity, one i would take advantage of.

This worked out great until the third monday of my freshman year. I was going to use the bathroom and everything was cool....until i saw it. Someone or something hat defecated in the corner of the toilet stall. I couldn't handle the pressure of the flashback and i slumped up against the side if the stall and slowly slid to the floor on all fours. When i hit the ground my right hand squished into the still war feces on the floor and i instantly knew that this was not human feces but was infact the work of a shrewd 'coon, one that had come back to hunt me.

I ran screaming from the boys room, right past the front doors and out into the teachers parking lot. I was still dizzy drom nearly passing out in the bathroom and alll i could see were 'coons everywhere, in the trees, the bushes, the grass, EVERYWHERE!

I started frantically pulling on the car door handels to try and escape the wretched beasts and finally found a jeep with the door unlocked. I jumped into the backseat and passed out from the fear. I awoke to a terrible smell, i hat passed my bowels all over the interior of the jeep.

I had become the enemy. This was the first day of the rest of my life as a raccoon.

Sometimes i will eat trash right out of the trash receptacle. i will cover my self in fish oil if i can find any. You maY think this is strange but the fish oil is simply to mask my natural human scent. This is more a form of protection from other natural predators.

 
Girls perspective... The uncircumcised fellow seems to enjoy various sex acts a lot more. And honestly... sex is better for the girl.

If I were a guy... I'd rather have the extra nerve endings.
 
I respectfully disagree with my fellow pink name above^ I honestly could not tell the difference! Who Cares?? Do what you want to do OP. Don't compromise your integrity. That's all. It has nothing to do with what willy is better, it's what you believe is best for you.
 
you know if you get circumcised during puberty your dick wont grow anymore, so if thats an issue for you i would back out of that... The traumatic damage that it does to your dick is un-believable, i was thinking about having it done, but then decided it would hurt to bad so fuck that
 
You're just fucking with me and trying to scare me right?

Trying to work up the courage to talk to my dad about it. I just don't want to make him mad. At the same time I feel like I should def talk to him as this is something kind of big. It's not the end of the world but we're dealing with the future of my penis here, and thats a big deal to me. My friends and people I've talked to about it have said to talk to my dad so I'm going to try to do that soon. Maybe I can do it later tonight. Wish me luck
 
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