St. Mikes is straight up better in every way. First off you only have to life in dorms freshmen year, after that we have sick housing. For instance I live in a 5 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms and full kitchen and living room and it's dope! Second of all, we don't have apartments downtown therefore we don't get our parties busted by the cops, we rage all night and it's sick. Another point, our classes, which is why you're in college to begin with, are awesome. Professors are super chill and the percentage of you getting a good job out of college are really high. So you won't have to sell crack. Also if you want to, you can take any class at Champlain, it's really easy to transfer the credits.
As for partying and traveling downtown? It's easy, I go to the bars with my friends a lot and we party at people's houses downtown. Catch a ride, split a 7$ taxi ride or just crash on the couch. No big deal. As for the bubble? Yeah some kids don't do shit. But the ski and snowboard club kids shred all the time. I personally go to the mountain four or five days a week. Each school has something different to offer. Adrian, I'm pretty sure you've only been to a freshmen dorm in which case your perception of the school is going to be pretty skewed. We all know freshmen dorms are whack.. you should know that too, you live in one. And I hate to break it to you, but OAR doucebags exist at UVM too. It's cool though, I'm sure sitting in your room at Mercy on NS all the time is so much better than living in the bubble at St. Mikes.