haha thanks for the pm telling me you gave me 0/10.
learn to read. We built a small fire in some woods behind my buddies house to jump and film, because it looked cool. And it did and we did well. We had a fire extinguisher and some water in a bucket on hand in case it got out of hand.
unfortunately, it did spread a bit. So we grabbed the extinguisher, which was faulty. it read full, but when we used it, a bit of dry foam/dust came out, then nothing. We used the water while someone grabbed a hose, and we were able to effectively extinguish most of it, but as a precaution, we called the fire dept just in case. By the time they arrived (the police came too) we had just about put it all out. In total, we probably singed about 15 square ft, with at least 5sq ft of it being grass in his backyard.
they gave us a stern talking to and a bit of a punishment, but did tell us we were well prepared, but sometimes things don't go your way due to flaws in things like extinguishers. No one got hurt, and no one was ever in any real amount of danger.
but no, you're absolutely correct. Burning part of this kids yard and a few ferns is 1000x worse than shoplifting. Oh wait, my bad-according to you, i burned down yellowstone to get 1 shot of my buddy jumping it.