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Papa

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these are so sexy, and my dad just ordered one, i'm so happy we'll have it in a month, it'll be sweet. but i saw a pic of one with massivly big rims and that was ugly but they look sexy lowered

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well papa, you are one rich bastard

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they are sick

but i know this papa kid...hes not gettingone...he just likes to say stuff to make him sounds cool

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this...

Escalades SUCK. They are fucking ugly.

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escalades are kinda useless, like you cant carry, much, i rather have a fuckin like ford ranger, at least you can make the bed a bed :). get it? the the back is a bed and you can make a bed :P

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sweet check out my post called 'post a picture of a hot girl thread' that was supposed to say 'post a picture of a hot girl thread.' i put some sweet escalade pics on it

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joel you don't really know me, you go to school with me, and my dad is getting one or seriously thinking about it for the end of summer or in the fall, it's not a 100 percent but he really wants one

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that's funny, because i quote:

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these are so sexy, and my dad just ordered one,

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
SamCaylor- Why would you want a ford ranger, i see your reasoning about the bed, but why not get something like a diesel F350. those things are alot better than a ranger. Bigger then an escalade too.

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^^ya i know, he was positive and then he saw the new saab, so now he's not sure which, either way i don't care cause i'll be at university next year

Seize the carp
 
Yeah u gotta go with the trucks man....and no just cause a rapper calls an escalade a 'truck' doesnt mean it is. Has n e one driven one of the new dodges with the Hemi engine, oooh man they are sweet, u gotta try them.

Oompa
 
my mommys ecalade ita pimp shiz with the 24s,one day u can ride to the mountain with me brody,better yet i will pic u up next weekend

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first you say your dad order one and then you say he might be getting one he really wants one...wellli want an escallade but i dont go telling everyone i order one.

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I have a saab.

i just realized how bad it was when i was driving home.

well like i'm 15, and had it since i was like 14. well my dad's driven it for the past year, and so many things have fucking broke, and it's gotten ashit load slower (the turbo is going) and i'm pissed. because by the time i drive it, it will like barely move.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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dude, that's fake....the tires would rub for sure. i mean look at it, the rim is touchingt the body

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no, you have to by a $300 wheel well kit, it adds 2 inches of clearence, inside the well and 5 inches totall to the sides, they are fuck hard as hell to put in, and most places wont put wheels like that on becasue they are hella easy to scratch, but they are still tight. and escalades can tow alot, they have 345HP and 400lb of torque (estimation) all low end, but all in all a tight car.

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save 20 grand buy a tahoe or yukon...same car just a different body style.

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^Riverripper thats so true...I mean an escalade is the same exact thing as a yukon, except it has some wood shit on the dashboard and it costs 10,000 more. You could buy a neon wiht that. But, remember escalades are 'bling' so you should buy one.

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Cadillac Escalade EXT is like the nastiest car ever... and tahoes are sick too, also the tahoe Z71's

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I would rather have an Audi RS6, but thats just my opinion. How many rich asses that drive those big SUV's need them? They dont take them off of pavement and they dont tow anything with them. In general most people who drive them are morons...they have 4 wheel drive and they think it makes them superman or something in a snow storm. I laugh every time one of those jackasses passes me on the highway and 2 miles later I see them in a snowbank. I have an allwheel drive car and I bet money it handles way better in the snow.

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
kill the fucking enviroment why don't yea? guzzle some more fossil fuels and lets ruin more ski seasons? anyone recognize that green house gases are killing 7 days a season each year?? c'mon now/..

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or spend the extra 50 grand and buy a range rover... cause their so pimp, i got two

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my dad has better taste then OYURS he already got two rangerovers... adn two porsches, and a sick ass safarimobile, land rover d-110

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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well my dad has another porsche, but its really old and he can't be bothered to fix the engine, he has two really borring mercedes too. my friend has really bad taste though casue she wants a fiat multipa, i just want a rav 4

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no offense to anyone but I think Escalades suck...they are just bling-bling rapper crap SUV's...I say for the money you could but somehting way nicer

Just a thought

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Just a thought

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i want a neon SRT or something, it hella fast (0-60 in 4.9 sec and tops out at 178) it costs 20 g's its so tight.

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me: what did you do?

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get an actual SUV, like a hummer...and it can be ghetto too, look at lebron...

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i hope all the escalades gas tanks explode with the owners in them so they can be banished from the earth. they are so gay and stop trying to be ghetto with your car. i have the most functional vehicle ever. a subaru outback wagon, yes thats right you heard me a subaru, all wheel drive and its cheep. also gets in the high 20's per gallon on average and is the ultimate skiing vehicle on the planet. cars are for function, not ghetto bling bling style phools.

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Possibly the most useless out of all SUV's is the excursion. I mean, why would you ever need such a huge ass car? I dunno about the milage exactly, but i know its bad. A person on my street has one and almost always drives around in it wiht only 1 person

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RiverRipper... Audi RS6 is the most insane, and practical car ever. Super sweet...

And Ekeane... sure the SRT-4 is fast, but at the end of the day, you're still driving a Neon...

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chadillac muskalade

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i think i'm gonna get a nissan Xterra, those things are pimpn

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My dad has a 2003 Rande Rover and a 2003 Ford Thunderbird.......now those cars are sick

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my neighbor just bought a new jeep rubicon. wow. beautiful car. probably one of the best off-road cars ever.

and im sure that he wont ever let it get wet. it will never see any dirt. trails? it might make some. out of the driveway, in the winter.

what a loser.

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yea jared, your dad's cars are both inredibly sick. and rubicon's are fuking bad

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